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♥Mayb- elle♥

~~~It's all- about me!~~~
 
 
Barked: Mon Oct 5, '09 1:15pm PST 
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.


Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.


For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



Daily Thought:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
Tessa

You may- approach.
 
 
Barked: Wed Oct 7, '09 9:02am PST 
laugh out loudapplausehappy danceapplauseapplauseapplauseThank you for the laugh!!!way to go
♥Mayb- elle♥

~~~It's all- about me!~~~
 
 
Barked: Wed Oct 7, '09 9:31am PST 
happy dance

Phoebe

lil' one
 
 
Barked: Sat Oct 10, '09 7:05am PST 
snoopysnoopysnoopy