LOL....2 true!!!

  
♥Mayb- elle♥

~~~It's all- about me!~~~
 
 
Barked: Wed Aug 12, '09 8:59am PST 
Got this funny e-mail from my mum and thought I'd share!




25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
'If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.'

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
'You better pray that will come out of the carpet.'

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
'If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!'

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
' Because I said so, that's why.'

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me.'

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
'Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.'

7. My mother taught me IRONY
'Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about.'

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
'Shut your mouth and eat your supper.'

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .
'Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!'

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone.'

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
'This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.'

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
'If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!'

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .
'I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.'

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
'Stop acting like your father!'

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
'There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do.'

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
'Just wait until we get home.'

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
'You are going to get it when you get home!'

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.'

19. My mother taught me ESP.
'Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?'

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
'When that lawn mower cuts off your foot, don't come running to me.'

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
'If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.'

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
'You're just like your father.'



23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
'Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?'

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
'When you get to be my age, you'll understand.'

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
'One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.'



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Phoebe

lil' one
 
 
Barked: Wed Aug 12, '09 12:00pm PST 
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Tessa

You may- approach.
 
 
Barked: Thu Aug 13, '09 12:39pm PST 
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♥Mayb- elle♥

~~~It's all- about me!~~~
 
 
Barked: Fri Aug 14, '09 12:13pm PST 
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Lady now an- angel

Sweetness
 
 
Barked: Sat Aug 15, '09 8:24am PST 
That list of sayings reminds me of the night the Carbon Monoxide detector went off, but for like no real reason....Mom was scared to go back to sleep, and told Dad....
"If I wake up dead, I am going to kill you."
Yep. That's the way my Mom thinks.
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Fitzcairn

Where's the- Ball?! Throw- the ball!!!
 
 
Barked: Sat Aug 15, '09 8:57am PST 
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Lady now an- angel

Sweetness
 
 
Barked: Sat Aug 15, '09 12:11pm PST 
really! she really said that!!!!!big laughbig laughbig laugh
♥Mayb- elle♥

~~~It's all- about me!~~~
 
 
Barked: Sun Aug 16, '09 7:37am PST 
big laughbig laughbig laugh Do u know how many times I've said something like that...that makes absolutly no sense???big laugh laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud