Baloney or Blarney?

  
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Frodo

Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 12, '09 12:42pm PST 
Surely you 'all have heard of the Blarney Stone?
Scottish Kings were crowned over the stone, because it was believed to have special powers. One of the stories says that an old woman cast a spell on the stone to reward a king who had saved her from drowning. Kissing the stone while under the spell gave the king the ability to talk sweetly. He was able to talk anyone into doing things

Well, I have brought this Blarney Stone all the way from Ireland, right to Sam's Cafe so everypup has a chance to kiss it and tell us some baloney, I mean Blarney!
Come on in pups, we want to hear your Blarney!
Blarney Stone
Frodo

Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone
 
 
Barked: Thu Mar 12, '09 12:50pm PST 
walks by Blarney Stone and gives it a big Smackeroo
MMMmmmmmmmwaaaah!!

Sits down with a big glass of guiness

Guiness

Here comes the Blarney!
big grinbig grin
I wakes up this mornin', roll outta bed.
Stand up on 2 fuzzy feet, stare down at my tum, tum.
shock shock shock
Jutting forth like an obscene digit is me bellybutton.
silenced silenced silenced
This is a mystery. Wasn’t I an innie before?
shrug shrug shrug
The truth comes in a terrible flash:
“I am turning inside out.”
eek eek eek eek
♥Kady- ♥

Little tinky- princess
 
 
Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 12:14am PST 
hahahahaha,Frodo!applauselaugh out loud

Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!
 
 
Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 6:26pm PST 
I'm named after the tiny town of Doolin Ireland because I'm the actually the King of Ireland reincarnate! Yup, I am and by the way, mom says I don't have to kiss the stone cause I talk sweet all the time! big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh
Frodo

Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone
 
 
Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 10:11pm PST 
You a true Irish Laddie, Doolin....I mean King Doolin'
laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
walks by stone....can't help it, just gotta kiss it one more time
MMmmmmmwaaaaaaaah!
You'll not believe with your ears what happened to me
When I walked in the forest not far from the street.
Out for a stroll I went walking one night
And I caught for myself a terrible fright.

I decided when I found a fallen tree
To sit myself down and rest me sore feet.
So down I did sit and me feet I did rest
When there came such a sound as to scare me to death.

From behind me jumped a green man who was small in size
I could nay hardly believe me eyes!
He reached and he grabbed at me very self
I screeched and I screamed and I hollered for help!

I reached for his gold, sure as I stand
Then I got away, so quickly I ran.
I forgot all about me feet being sore
And did nay stop running 'til I reached me own door!

So believe me young doggies when I tell ye this:
Leprechauns are real; They truly exist!
hailhailhailhailhail
Too Much Brew
Frodo

Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 3:26pm PST 
stumbles by the big stone again
I just can't pass by this thing without givin' it a big sloppy kiss!
Mmmwaaaah!


Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new
Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a
deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a
jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called
the local police station.

The conversation went like this: 'Good morning.
This is Sergeant Jones. How may I help you?'
'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St
Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be
so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of da matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a
smirk, 'Well now father, it was always my impression that you people
took care of last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley then
replied: 'Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify
the next of kin.'

big laugh big laugh big laugh big laugh
Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 4:38pm PST 
big laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh
Rudy

let\\\\\\\'s- play!
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 4:47pm PST 
BOL! wave
Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!
 
 
Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 5:07pm PST 
I heard your butt was frozen to a bench downtown! That must have been blarney... big laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh
♥Kady- ♥

Little tinky- princess
 
 
Barked: Sun Mar 15, '09 12:41am PST 
BoL!!!!laugh out loudlaugh out loudbig laughbig laugh
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