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Baloney or Blarney?

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Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone

Barked: Thu Mar 12, '09 12:42pm PST


	Surely you 'all have heard of the Blarney Stone? Scottish Kings were crowned over the stone, because it was believed to have special powers. One of the stories says that an old woman cast a spell on the stone to reward a king who had saved her from drowning. Kissing the stone while under the spell gave the king the ability to talk sweetly. He was able to talk anyone into doing things Well, I have brought this Blarney Stone all the way from Ireland, right to Sam's Cafe so everypup has a chance to kiss it and tell us some baloney, I mean Blarney! Come on in pups, we want to hear your Blarney! Blarney Stone

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Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone

Barked: Thu Mar 12, '09 12:50pm PST


	walks by Blarney Stone and gives it a big Smackeroo MMMmmmmmmmwaaaah!! Sits down with a big glass of guiness Guiness Here comes the Blarney! I wakes up this mornin', roll outta bed. Stand up on 2 fuzzy feet, stare down at my tum, tum. Jutting forth like an obscene digit is me bellybutton. This is a mystery. Wasn’t I an innie before? The truth comes in a terrible flash: “I am turning inside out.”

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Little tinky- princess

Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 12:14am PST


	hahahahaha,Frodo!

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Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!

Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 6:26pm PST


	I'm named after the tiny town of Doolin Ireland because I'm the actually the King of Ireland reincarnate! Yup, I am and by the way, mom says I don't have to kiss the stone cause I talk sweet all the time!

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Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone

Barked: Fri Mar 13, '09 10:11pm PST


	You a true Irish Laddie, Doolin....I mean King Doolin' walks by stone....can't help it, just gotta kiss it one more time MMmmmmmwaaaaaaaah! You'll not believe with your ears what happened to me When I walked in the forest not far from the street. Out for a stroll I went walking one night And I caught for myself a terrible fright. I decided when I found a fallen tree To sit myself down and rest me sore feet. So down I did sit and me feet I did rest When there came such a sound as to scare me to death. From behind me jumped a green man who was small in size I could nay hardly believe me eyes! He reached and he grabbed at me very self I screeched and I screamed and I hollered for help! I reached for his gold, sure as I stand Then I got away, so quickly I ran. I forgot all about me feet being sore And did nay stop running 'til I reached me own door! So believe me young doggies when I tell ye this: Leprechauns are real; They truly exist! Too Much Brew

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Merry Christmas- and God Bless- Everyone

Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 3:26pm PST


	stumbles by the big stone again I just can't pass by this thing without givin' it a big sloppy kiss! Mmmwaaaah! Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: 'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How may I help you?' 'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Fadder O'Malley at St Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of da matter?' Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!' There was dead silence on the line for a moment. Father O'Malley then replied: 'Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.'

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Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!

Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 4:38pm PST

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let\\\\\\\'s- play!

Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 4:47pm PST


	BOL!

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Doolin- Kingsley

Life is GOOD!

Barked: Sat Mar 14, '09 5:07pm PST


	I heard your butt was frozen to a bench downtown! That must have been blarney...

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Little tinky- princess

Barked: Sun Mar 15, '09 12:41am PST


	BoL!!!!

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