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Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.

Barked: Fri Feb 13, '09 4:50pm PST


	Write a poem about this picture, as long or short as you like. Deadline is February 28th. I will pick the winner. cat disposes of evidence

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Fri Feb 13, '09 6:34pm PST


	LOL Wait, what the heck is that in the toilet? Can't wait to read the poems about this one. Thanks for getting a new thread going, Hoagie!

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I Woof U

Barked: Tue Feb 17, '09 9:38am PST


	BoL! We ask the same question! WTB is that? hahaha

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Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.

Barked: Tue Feb 17, '09 12:25pm PST


	Ok I thought of one. I honestly can not believe what I saw, The cat is trying to flush my Moms bra! I figure Mom left it on top of the bed, And the cat came along and got it caught on his head. It covered his eyes and he crashed into the wall, He got so excited, he puked up a big hairball. He knew if Mom saw it, he'd be in trouble for sure, So this plan came to mind, a miracle cure. He knew there was water in the big porcelein bowl, All he had to do was dunk the bra in the hole. Mom would never know, it'd be good as new, But when he looked in,the water was blue. At least that was the excuse-- the reason he paused, While holding the bra-- tightly clutched in his claws. But the real reason that he has not done it yet, Everyone knows, cats hate to get wet!

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Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.

Barked: Tue Feb 17, '09 2:52pm PST


	OOPS I spelled Porcelain wrong

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Winston - Harpur's- Winston Cup

Winston @ the- Rainbow Bridge- 6/29/09

Barked: Tue Feb 17, '09 3:03pm PST


	Cats are bad. bad you see they do things that are very naughty. One stole a bra, it is true and flushed it right down the loo. I know it's true I saw the proof and when I did i let out a woof If I did that my mom would kill me And boy do I know how rough that can be. My daddy would have to fix the john before it flooded us out onto the lawn For now, I'll be the potty police no trouble for us, it all will cease Mom's bras are safe with me on the scene and daddy won't have to be a plumbing machine. No cats will come near our bathroom door with me laying close to it on the floor. You are safe from cats with me right here the bras are safe too, no reason to fear!

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Tue Feb 17, '09 6:42pm PST


	Knocked mom’s under-wire right off the ledge. I didn’t mean it, I swear! I pledge! Fell right into the litter box below Just after I used it, wouldn’t ya know. Her bra hit the spot where I just went. It ended up having not a very good scent. I had to clean it and do it quick No way could it be done with a swift cat lick. That’s when I noticed the toilet close by. Perfect! I thought, I’m so sly. Grabbing the strap, I gave it a dunk. All the time thinking I’m a smart little punk. Swirled it around, swished here and there. Clean as a whistle, was mom’s underwear. Drug it back up on the ledge to dry, Then laid down with a satisfied sigh. Mom came home, changed her clothes. Put on her bra and snorted out her nose. "What in the heck?" I heard her cry. "I haven’t had to stuff this since I was in Jr Hi!" There in the cup was a tissue wad. Not sure why mom thought that was odd.

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I love to be- hugged!

Barked: Wed Feb 18, '09 9:45pm PST


	A tabby named Timothy Tom His family, a day trip had gone On his rounds through the house, he found ne’er a mouse And was bored, so was Timothy Tom. So Tim thought that he would explore And he climbed in the big dresser drawer He found a fur hat just right for a cat To sleep on inside the big drawer. His nap soon was done and Tim pulled out the one Thing that caught his attention before A long scarf it was and a plaything with fuzz He rolled it all over the floor. He bit and he kicked til the scarf was in shreds And the holes in it were really huge But a noise at the door – the family – oh no! They had come home too soon, it was true! Poor Tim did not want to be caught with the scarf It was dirty, and full of big stains From his mouth dragged the scarf up the stairs, toilet bound He flushed the scarf all down the drain. Then Timothy Tom bounded down to the door Where he greeted his family with smiles He rubbed round their feet, and his mew was so sweet They’d never think Tim full of wiles! A bit later Dad, called downstairs sounding mad “The toilet not working today!” And under the bed where the striped culprit fled Tim smiled, “I sure had a fun day!”

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I love to be- hugged!

Barked: Wed Feb 18, '09 9:50pm PST


	I thought that that was a hat or scarf that the cat had in the toilet...hmmm...After reading your poems (all really good!) I looked at the picture again, I guess I just don't see a bra....could be a slip or something. Oh well, I won't re-write my poem. By the way, I'll tell something naughty on Seana...she likes to roll around on Mom's bra! However, she has never thrown it in the toilet...yet! Edited by author Wed Feb 18, '09 9:52pm PST

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Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.

Barked: Thu Feb 19, '09 11:04am PST


	BOL Not only a bra, a padded one at that

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