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Gussie- Finknottle

I'm a terrier.- What's your- excuse??!!!!
 
 
Barked: Sat Jul 26, '08 8:17pm PST 
Wow! A poop rating system??? I'd never be able to poop under that kind of pressure!!!

Finkmom generally looks at my poop but doesn't really smash it up or anything.

But...

She has sort of long hair, and sometimes I swallow a strand, and if my turds are in little balls, they get stuck on it, so they hang on the hair that's hanging out of my bung hole, like a beaded necklace!!! So she has to find a stick or something to knock them off! We refer to these as "cling-ons" or "turdlets." She finds them embarassing. She doesn't want her neighbors to see her messing with my arse. laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
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Minnie

I wiggle,- therefore I am!
 
 
Barked: Sun Jul 27, '08 9:32am PST 
My Mom says she has done many, many weird, embarrassing things in the course of caring for her critters and rescuing strays...I have no idea what she is referring to.
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Ella

snugglebear- extraordinaire		 
 
Barked: Fri Aug 1, '08 7:55am PST 
My mom always asks daddy for a poop report in the morning - did Ella poop? Was it solid? He's half asleep when he takes me out for morning walkies, so most of the time it's just a "yes" or "no" to the "did she poop" question. When I'm with mommy, however, she inspects the solidness of the poop as she bags it to determine if it was a "good" poop or not.
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Josie

I shed- therefore I am!		 
 
Barked: Sun Aug 3, '08 12:44pm PST 
Mom can tell my poop from Kiko's. She says I 'poop-walk' because I drop one turd, take a few steps, drop another one or two--you can follow the trail just like breadcrumbs!! Plus my poops are very nicely shaped, kind of spherical, while Kiko's are more typical tootsie rolls all mounded together. Mom checks our poops when she is scooping, but mainly she trys to get rid of it before we can snack on them.
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Ben

What do you mean- I'm mouthy?		 
 
Barked: Mon Aug 4, '08 9:11am PST 
My lady and daddy are always giving each other poop reports after my walks. Mostly it's just confined to "Yes, he pooped" or "No, no poops." Sometimes, though, when it's particularly stinky or otherwise abnormal, they feel the need to remark upon it. I have a disadvantage, as we don't have our own yard for me to poop in, so my people are always following me around with a bag to pick up my poops. My lady is nice about staying a few feet away until I finish, but my daddy will walk right up to me in the middle of a poop and make me all nervous. I don't always finish when he walks me. Show a little respect, man!
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Lyfe

I wiggle..- therefore I am		 
 
Barked: Mon Aug 4, '08 1:29pm PST 
I've found that it's best to do my Bizz and Whizz in a corner. I stare at them as they decend upon me, plastic baggies and scooper in hand. I find my stares of disapproval thwart their efforts for collection and analization, even if only until I am finished.
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Scout

I\'ll do- anything for a- treat!
 
 
Barked: Wed Aug 6, '08 10:37pm PST 
Poop obsessions are just another example of how neurotic the parentals can be!! Perhaps they became anally fixated during those all important potty training years and now we are the focus of those unresolved psychological issues!

My mom is also of the belief that she can gauge our health by the condition of our poops, so you can bet she monitors our deposits with the hyperattention of a woman on a mission.

Mom clearly has issues.
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Sergei

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Barked: Thu Sep 4, '08 2:46pm PST 
Ah yes....the poop reports! Mom has to report to her sister if Dani and I were 'good puppies' and did our doody outside in the appropriate area and time allowed. Humph.
Because of Dani's poo-eating fixation, Mom is always fussing when she is waiting for me to finish my 2 or 3 legged crane-poo-pose. I stand on my front legs and carefully elevate my bottom. It's a new form of Poo-jit-su, dontcha know?
Then Dani streaks in and snags a poo part and runs away with the snack....YUCK!! The icky pup then wants to kiss and make up. YUCK AGAIN! Oh well - it's an ongoing battle! Mom has to report those incidents to her sister too! I just try to ignore Dani's foibles... red face
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