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Izzy

Catch me if you- can!
 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 5:43am PST 
How many of you out there have parentals who are OBSESSED with your poop?!?
My Mother is convinced that she can diagnose anything based on my poop.
If I poop "too much" (is there really such a thing? laugh out loud ) she thinks I'm sick. If I don't poop enough - again, I must be sick. Is it loose? Is is not loose enough?
Gah!
Let me poop in peace woman!
It's just poo!!!
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Maxwell

A dog has the- soul of a- philosopher		 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 6:28am PST 
I must agree with you, Izzy. I try to hide around the other side of the bushes to poop, but I've seen her run down the steps to look through the leaves while I poop - OMD! No privacy at all.
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Kodi

Professional- Couch Potoato		 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 6:29am PST 
I hate it when I'm trying to poop in the middle of the dog park 'lobby' and she runs over to me with 'the bag'. I can't concentrate with her standing right there.
So, I quit pooping and run away.
weirdo.
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Finlay

You can never- have too many- girlfriends.		 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 7:21am PST 
OH yes. Poop fanatics. Mommy asks Daddy about my poops everytime he takes me out. "Was it okay? How was it? What did it look like?" Daddy mumbles... "it was fine". She says it has something to do with my delicate belly and the fact that I had diarrhea for the first 10 months of my life. Arya has normal poops every time. Damn her! I have diarrhea every 5th poop or so. She gets it checked for parasites every other day it seems. Embarassing.
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Winston

Let's Play!		 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 8:10am PST 
Our mom takes a stick and looks through our poo. Not sure what she's looking for but it's quite embarrassing. All that poking and proding. She's even taken some inside to show dad. Dad's response? "What the H*LL woman?" I don't want to see that"

Geesh!
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Lyfe

I wiggle..- therefore I am		 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 22, '08 10:20am PST 
Mom can tell you which of made each poop in our backyard. She has thoroughly inspected, sniffed, poked, etc. each of our poops enough to get it down to an exact science.

Dad calls her 'PSI' for Poop Scene Investigator.
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Petunia- Grace

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Barked: Wed Jul 23, '08 5:34am PST 
As mentioned in another thread, the humama is ocd about my poops. She actually critiques them. You should see her practically jump for joy when I produce a good regular firmish round of excrement or the pensive disappointment when I do not. When we come back from a walk, she tells Daddy my "score." The highest I've ever gotten on one walk was an 8- two #2's + four #1's! Pretty good if I do say so myself.shrug
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Remington- (Rainbow- Bridge)

Get off the bed!- why?		 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 23, '08 6:06am PST 
My mom can also tell exactly which poo belongs to each of us. If she isn't home and dad lets us out she always asks "did they go? Was everything okay?" Dad says "I don't know I don't watch them like you do!". Humph.
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Buffy Dec- 1997 - June 2010

I'll catch you,- you cwazy- wabbit!!		 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 23, '08 4:30pm PST 
You guys don't really poop when their watching you??? I always wait till the wide eyed 'PooP InSphincter' looks away, I'll hold it, pull it back in, cross my legs.....whatever it takes to avoid her looking upon my anal glands.....oh ANAL GLANDS!! that's a whole other post topic!
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Rocky

Rock and Roll!
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 23, '08 7:52pm PST 
BOL BOL BOL - you poopers are crackin me up!

I've even seen my Mawmee use a flashlight at night to come check out my poopies!

I try to eat grass every once in awhile just to give her a big thrill when it comes out the other end - BOL!

If she hasn't seen me do my poopies, I try to help her out by showing her where they are.
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