Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 7:56pm PST |
 |  |  |  | My momma heard this in another group and got a big laugh about it.
There were three dogs sitting on the sidewalk, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Chihuahua. They see a really beautiful poodle and comment on her beauty. They bet on who'll get to go out with her first.
The poodle overhears them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent dogs, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."
So the Doberman goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The poodle shakes her heard in disgust.
The Boxer goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese."
The poodle is like, "That is so stupid. That's the same thing!"
Then the Chihuahua steps up and puts his paw around the poodle and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
Little Foot, Sugar, Mikey, Minnie, Furby, Sam and mommaEdited by author Fri Jul 4, '08 7:57pm PST
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