Some more laughs

  
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Mercedes

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Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 2:18pm PST 
Well, I don't know if they're as good as Bainbridge's and his Mommas, but I found two that you might like.

Presents

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Bainbridge- (In Memory)

I've passed with- grace.
 
 
Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 2:52pm PST 
big laugh Oh, that's good. big laugh
Angel Little- Foot

What The Heck- Are Furby & Sam- Doing Now?
 
 
Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 7:46pm PST 
waveBainbridge and Mercedes!
Those were really good!
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Little Foot and Family

Sugar

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Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 7:47pm PST 
wavecheerwave
Our momma gonna go look for some stuff too......
Angel Little- Foot

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Barked: Fri Jul 4, '08 7:56pm PST 
My momma heard this in another group and got a big laugh about it.

There were three dogs sitting on the sidewalk, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Chihuahua. They see a really beautiful poodle and comment on her beauty. They bet on who'll get to go out with her first.

The poodle overhears them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent dogs, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."

So the Doberman goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The poodle shakes her heard in disgust.

The Boxer goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese."

The poodle is like, "That is so stupid. That's the same thing!"

Then the Chihuahua steps up and puts his paw around the poodle and says, "Liver alone, cheese mine!"
snoopy

Little Foot, Sugar, Mikey, Minnie, Furby, Sam and momma

Edited by author Fri Jul 4, '08 7:57pm PST

Emily (In loving memory)

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Barked: Sat Jul 5, '08 6:02am PST 
Little foot, that is so funny! cheerlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
Angel Little- Foot

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Barked: Tue Jul 8, '08 8:54am PST 
Here is a neat quote that my sisfur Sugar used in another thread....

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler

Kind of goes with my picture, doesn't it? Teeheehee, not that I'm saying my momma is a clown! BOL!
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Bainbridge- (In Memory)

I've passed with- grace.
 
 
Barked: Tue Jul 8, '08 5:54pm PST 
That's really neat! I like that. laugh out loud
Angel Little- Foot

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Barked: Wed Jul 9, '08 8:11am PST 
Dog Goes To The Movies...

I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad, funny kind of movie, you know the type.

In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dog laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the movie.

After the movie had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've ever seen," I said. "That dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. It's remarkable!"

"Yeah, it is," said the man. "He hated the book."
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Angel Little- Foot

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Barked: Wed Jul 9, '08 8:13am PST 
Here's another one....it's called Jesus Can See You!

A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending to ransack, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business. "I can see you, and so can Jesus!" The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room.

Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a budgie, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, you're only a budgie!"

To which the budgie replies, "Maybe, but 'Jesus' is the rottweiler!"


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