The YARD SALE

  
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M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Tue Apr 29, '08 11:20am PST 
I am setting up a yard sale and I'll expect you all to buy something.
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:07am PST 
*Steps out on the porch in his Speedo carrying a large box*



*****Sniffs the air*****



*******Steps out with a pink blanket********
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:08am PST 
*******Now he comes out with a whole big bag of flowers that he picked at everyone elses house*******

*****Comes out with a cooler and a roll of tape*****


*****Comes out carrying an old Speedo he used to wear*******

Not the one hes been wearing.. an old one.

M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:09am PST 
******Comes out with a sling shot *******
*****Puts a $5.00 tag on the Sling shot******

*****Sits a $3.00 each sign next to the flowers********

****Goes back in for some more stuff*****
******Sees a neighbor looking over*****
***** one who "donated??" some flowers******

*****Runs back out and covers it up. He is not ready to start and he doesn't want anybody looking**********
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:09am PST 
****Sees Smoky Link over at the Dreamhouse*******

****Runs out to make sure he doesn't have anything of hers out there********

phew.. doesn't..

****Goes back in to look for some more stuff*****

****Thinks he should hide the flowers for now*****

*****Goes out and makes sure they are covered up good***
****Goes in the Fort and watches Smokey Link from the curtain***
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:10am PST 
***Peeks one eye out*****
******Sees Smoky Link marching over so he hides******
*****Stays out of sight*****

****Waiting for her to go back inside**
*****Looks up and sees her gawking over here******


****Feels like yelling "what are you looking at"*****
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:13am PST 
***Stays quiet so she will go back in *****

(She just took the Sling shot out of his Sale)
**YELLS*****
That Ok
I was going to give you the Sling shot to leave ANYWAYS

You are stinking the place up

****Fuming because she took the Sling shot. That was a $5.00 item!****
***Looks at what she did in the yard****
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:14am PST 
SCREAMS OVER****
(The Blueberry pie he made them with rocks in it)

Go eat some pie , Smoky Link

EAT some pie.

****Thinks that darn sausage just cost him $5.00*****
darnit
****Looks at his yard again*******
***Sees Smoky Link shaking her paw*****

****YELLS BACK*****

I see you swatting at misquitos with those little 2 ounce paws.
I know that is what your doing.
***Thinks that body isn't big enough to hold guts****
****Shakes both of his fists at her and grumbles something*****

*****Goes back in his Fort and SLAMS the door*****
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:15am PST 
****Gets on the phone .

Yes I'd like to order 10 pizzas with everything, My name is Lucy and bring them to the Dreamhouse and Iwill pay for them. Oh 5 orders of cheesesticks, 12 orders of Cinnamon sticks. add on a $20 tip to my bill too. Ok. Deliver to the Pink Dreamhouse, Next to the Boys Only Bunker. Thank you*****

***Hangs up and feels a little better****
M.C.

Beat it
 
 
Barked: Wed Apr 30, '08 11:16am PST 
****Calls back right quick******

Oh, and can you also take a couple pizzas over to the Cats Fort for him too. Add them to my bill. Yes this is Lucy. Thank you.



****Waits for his pizza******
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