Dogster

Dear Demon Flash Bandit,

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Barked: Sat Apr 19, '08 8:03pm PST


	I don't know what Burger King is, maybe I"m deprived somehow. Is there a group for Dogs Deprived of Burger King? I do know that if you hang out with little kids, they drop a lot of Pizza Bones cause they don't like the crust so try to find some. If your mom gets the kind with lots of onions and peppers, eveybody will have gas and then nobody has to go to the shed. I would hate it if mom went out there. She might find my hiding sp0ts.

Barked: Sat Apr 19, '08 8:10pm PST


	Hey Deemster and hi to everybody else. I got so excited thinking about pizza bones and whatever Burger King might be that I forgot to be polite and say thanks for asking me to join this group. I read your posts and I'm happy to find a bunch of cool new friends.

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Barked: Sun Apr 20, '08 8:50am PST


	Hello Harley, I don't think there is a group for dogs deprived of Burger King, but there should be. I don't eat pizza bones. Angel who isn't as picky as I am will usually beg for the pepperoni or other meat off of a pizza, but I haven't lowered myself to the level of eating pizza. The reason a lot of dogs don't get the food they want is because they settle for whatever the humans give them. I learned as a puppy (Mommy says it is because Daddy was a pushover) that if you don't eat until you get what you want, you will get what you want. You have to train the humans and they are difficult to train because theyhave all these silly ideas about being in charge (what a laugh), and they also have some silly ideas about nutrition (sure, they are really worried about nutrition--have you watched them eat----I don't think ding dongs and twinkies are health food). Don't give up. Those tasty little burgers are within reach of your paws. Just go on a hunger strike until you get one. Use your sad puppy eyes. That drives the humans over the edge, and makes them feel guilty. Dogs, do not try this method if your humans are jerks like that Vick guy. If your humans are like him, just bite him and run for a rescue shelter. There are nice humans who can adopt you, and you won't have to live with the humans who are mean.

*Bats Eyes- Coyly*

Barked: Sun Apr 20, '08 11:51pm PST


	We are suckers for rice. Oh ... I love those sticky little bits of yum! I don't know what it is about rice! When I don't eat, they make me rice!

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Barked: Mon Apr 21, '08 8:53am PST


	I've never had rice so I have no idea what it tastes like. Mommy has given me eggs, and I won't even try them. Angel is very fond of eggs, but that dog will eat anything. I actually saw her eat dog food one day. Of course, she must have been hungry because she hardly ever eats dog food. I'll have to tell Angel to try rice and see what she says. A dog has to be careful what he tries. What if it doesn't taste good?

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