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Sammie- Poochon

Barked: Thu Mar 6, '08 8:39pm PST 
Here is a list of terms to help our humans understand us better. Feel free to add to it...Let's have fun!


BATH: A process by which the humans drench the floor, walls and themselves. Find meYou can help by shaking vigorously and frequently.

BICYCLES: Two-wheeled exercise machines invented for dogs to control body fat. To get maximum aerobic benefit, hide behind a bush and dash out, bark loudly, and run alongside for a few yards. The person then swerves, falls into the bushes, and you prance away.

BUMP: The best way to get your human's attention when they are drinking a fresh cup of coffee or tea.

DEAFNESS: A malady that affects dogs when their person wants them to come in and they want to stay out. Symptoms include staring blankly at the person, running in the opposite direction, or lying down.

DOG BED: Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room.

DROOL: What you do when your people have food and you don't. To do this properly, you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps.

GARBAGE CAN: A container which your neighbors put out once a week to test your ingenuity. You must stand on your hind legs and try to push the lid off with your nose. If you do it right you are rewarded with margarine wrappers to shred, beef bones to consume, and moldy crusts of bread.

LEASH: A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him or her to go.

LOVE: A feeling of intense affection, given freely and without restriction. The best way you can show your love is to wag your tail. If you're lucky, a human will love you in return.

SNIFF: A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop.

SOFA: Thing that is to dogs like a napkin is to people. After eating, it is polite to run up and down the front of the sofa to wipe your whiskers clean.

THUNDER: A signal that the world is coming to an end. Humans remain amazingly calm during thunderstorms, so it is necessary to warn them of the danger by trembling uncontrollably, panting, rolling your eyes wildly, and following at their heels.

WASTEBASKET: A dog toy filled with paper, envelopes, and old candy wrappers. When you get bored, turn over the basket and strew the papers all over the house until your person comes home.

Edited by author Sat Mar 22, '08 1:47pm PST

Vesuvius Lucy

On the- run- again!
Barked: Fri Mar 7, '08 6:45am PST 
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~~~It's all- about me!~~~
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lil' one
Barked: Fri Mar 7, '08 11:21am PST 
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love it Sammy!
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HAPPINESS is: - ...Me with mom!- ;o)
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lil' one
Barked: Sun Mar 9, '08 8:18am PST 
how about

Area Rug: alternative place to pee red face

Tissue box: handy pop up toy dispenser

Come: immediately turn around and start sniffing whatever
I Am Meagan,- Call Me- (Meg)

Pawtee Pup
Barked: Sun Mar 9, '08 10:11am PST 
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ღ- Jayden- Noelani- ღ

HAPPINESS is: - ...Me with mom!- ;o)
Barked: Sun Mar 9, '08 6:16pm PST 
window: nose print keeper and slobber saver

lil' one
Barked: Mon Mar 10, '08 4:30pm PST 
oh Jadey!!!!!
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