|Barked: Mon Feb 18, '08 12:18pm PST |
I have no idea why Febreze needs to make a product to eliminate pet odors. I think we smell great without it; but I guess if it makes the humans happy, it is okay with me. I think that a great test of this product would be to see if it can get rid of the smell of dead birds. Birds are evil, and I'm willing to catch one, kill it, and roll around on top of it. I am a very nice dog who is willing to go to all that trouble just to help the nice folks at Febreze. Oh, who am I kidding, I would enjoy killing a bird if there was no odor eliminator. I love snow, and birds steal it. I know this because every year they sing when the snow starts melting. This is not a coincidence like they would like the humans to believe. They are the cause of global warming. When I announced my run for Presidency last July 4, my main campaign issue has been to get rid of all birds. I want to point out that none of the other candidates have taken on this crucial issue mainly because they are too cowardly to tell the truth. I hope all you dogs out there (especially you "bird dogs") will do your part to rid the world of those horrible flying rodents.
Demon Flash Bandit ---also a member of the Howling Huskies
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