The Daily Bark~By Chompers♦

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Chompers, PhD

Where the- rabbits?!?

Barked: Thu Jan 31, '08 7:20pm PST


	I thought I'd start a group thread fur those of us that just like to let our thoughts ramble. Got something on your mind? Post it here! Want to ramble on about a particular subject? Ramble here! Any and efurry topic welcome! Woof

Mick~(Jagger- )

Hapy Brrthday To- ME! Halloween- Howler!

Barked: Fri Feb 1, '08 4:50am PST


	ok! wht bowt jokes! ttht is my mom's speslty, it got hr tthru som ruff times. Well phrased signs : On a Fence : "Salesmen welcome Dog food is expensive." In a Veterinarian's waiting room : "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit Stay" A dog had followed his owner to school. His owner was a fourth grader at a public elementary school. When the bell rang, the dog sidled inside the building and made it all the way to the child's classroom with him before a teacher noticed him and shoo'ed him back outside, and closing the door behind him. The dog sat down outside the door, whimpering and staring at the closed doors and not understanding in the least as to why he was refused entry. Then - God appeared beside the dog, patted him on the head to comfort him, and said, "Don't feel bad fella'.... they won't let ME in there either." an finly an Ode, to Dog Faithful: With eye upraised his master’s look to scan, The joy, the solace, and the aid of man: The rich man’s guardian and the poor man’s friend, The only creature faithful to the end. --George Crabbe.

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C. J., MS

Where's my- Aerobie?

Barked: Fri Feb 1, '08 4:10pm PST


	Great stuff there, Mick! Got any more? My brofurs and I have been trying real hard to invite as many pups as pawsible, and so far it looks like it's been working! All you pups are welcome to invite any pup to this group. For those of you who many not know how to invite, all you need to do is go to the Pawsome Pups main page and click on the "Invite a new member" link under the Group Administration section. You will need the pups Dogster ID number to send an invite (which is located in that pups http address on his/her page). Any questions you might have can be posted in the forum topics or in the messages section. Efurry pup have fun!!!!!

Mick~(Jagger- )

Hapy Brrthday To- ME! Halloween- Howler!

Barked: Sat Feb 2, '08 2:49pm PST


	do i hav mor..... The liquid on the INside of a fire hydrant is H2O The liquid on the OUTside of a fire hydrant is K9P Did you hear about the new dog cross-breeds? They crossed a Collie and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is a Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport. They crossed a Spitz and a Chow-Chow. The new breed is a Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot. They crossed a Pointer and a Setter. The new breed is a Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet. They crossed a Great Pyrenees and a Dachshund. The new breed is a Pyradachs, a puzzling breed. They crossed a Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso. The new breed is Peekasso, an abstract dog. They crossed a Irish Water Spaniel and a English Springer Spaniel. The new breed is a Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean. They crossed a Labrador Retriever and a Curly Coated Retriever. The new breed is a Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of laboratory researchers. They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors They crossed a Bloodhound and a Labrador. The new breed is a Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly. They crossed a Malamute and a Pointer. The new breed is a Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't really matter. They crossed a Collie and a Malamute. The new breed is a Commute, a dog that travels to work. They crossed a Deerhound and a Terrier. The new breed is a Derriere, a dog that's true to the end. They crossed a Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu. The new breed is a uhh, I'll get back to you on that..... A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress. The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the canapés the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped. "SPOT!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet. Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go. "Spot!" she called out sharply. "I've got it made," thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll feel fine. So he let loose a really big one. "Spot!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he craps on you!" 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours. You can spend hours just smelling stuff. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you. yuo let me no! hehehe i can alwas 'help owt' on humr

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Sam. :)

Kryptonite.- ♥

Barked: Sat Feb 2, '08 6:35pm PST


	Haha!! I love all of the jokes!! Okay, now I am officially sure that this group is a just- for-fun group!!! BOL

Mick~(Jagger- )

Hapy Brrthday To- ME! Halloween- Howler!

Barked: Mon Feb 4, '08 8:46am PST


	oooo Sam, i beg to diffr! humr is a needed servis! trutth, it has gottn my mom thru alot of ruff stuff so HEERS TO HUMR! How many dogs are needed to change a light bulb? Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Beagle: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one? And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Collie: No, don't change it. If it's dark, maybe no one will see me sleeping on the couch. Chinese Crested: I can put it in, I can jump and spin! Dachshund: You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp! Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzz... Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover. Italian Greyhound: I can't reach the stupid lamp! Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Labrador Retriever: Oh, me, me!! Pleeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb. Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Rottweiler: Go ahead. Make me! Shiba-Inu: Zero! Shibas aren't afraid of the dark! Shitzu: Puh-leeez, dahling. I have servants for that kind of thing. Springer: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb? Cat: You need light to see? A client brought a litter of golden retriever puppies to my veterinary clinic for inoculations and worming. As the look-alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, I realized it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. So, I turned on the water faucet, wet my fingers, and moistened each dog's head when I had finished. After the fourth puppy, I noticed my talkative client had grown silent. As I sprinkled the last pup's head, the woman leaned forward and whispered, "I didn't know they had to be baptized, too." "We've begun to long for the pitter patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet." -- Rita Rudner

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Sam. :)

Kryptonite.- ♥

Barked: Sat Feb 9, '08 5:32am PST


	Do I have any ACDs in our group??

Baily, CGC,- Therapy Dog

Just let me- sleep!

Barked: Sat Feb 9, '08 10:39am PST


	Happy birthday to me!!! I am now one year old!!! Mom is taking my to the park with my sister and friend Kane, over to grandmas for cookies, baking me homemade biscuits (she bought the mix for Mesa's birthday but never got around to baking them) and I get a HUGE bully stick to chew on