U Giva Me No- Prob, I Giva U- No Smack!
|Barked: Sun Jan 27, '08 8:42pm PST |
|The Ballad of Catigan’s Mile
(With apologies to The Castaways and George Wyle and Sherwood Schwartz)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this backyard porch
After everyone had catnip.
The scaredy cat was a mighty Turkish Van,
The leader a Pixie-Bob and sure.
Five neighbors joined them that day
For a short little tour, a short little tour.
A passing Dog went woof, woof woof,
But the tiny group was sloshed,
If not for the courage of the fearless two
Their lives would have been lost, their lives would have been lost.
They ran until their legs were sore for one whole mile
There was Catigan
The Abyssinian and his mate,
The Egyptian Mau
The Siamese and Siberian,
Running for a frantic mile.
So this is the tale of the indoor cats who went astray,
They've been missing for a long, long time,
They'll have to make the best of things,
It's an uphill climb.
The scaredy cat and the Pixie-Bob too,
Will do their very best,
To get the others back home again,
To their warm and comfy nests.
No tuna, no Meow Mix, no fish flakes in jars,
Not a single Litter Box,
Like Kitty Catusoe,
As primative as can be.
So join us here each week my friends,
You're sure to laugh and smile,
Over seven cats who went astray,
Down along "Catigan's Mile."
Edited by author Sun Jan 27, '08 8:46pm PST