What's The Baddest Thing You've Ever Done??

  
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CoCo

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Barked: Wed Jan 23, '08 1:14pm PST 
My brother started this thread on my other group, and I want to see how us 'Houls measure up!! CoCo.

O.K......I ate my 3 yr. old niece's PB&J sandwich off the coffee table yesterday. I snatched it like a thief in the night, and it was sticking out both sides of my skinny muzzle.
Louie

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Barked: Wed Jan 23, '08 3:03pm PST 
I have done quite a few really bad things. The first one that comes to Mom's mind is when I dug under our fence to get into the neighbor's yard. Mom left me along for minutes, but I dig really fast, so there was no way she could catch me. I wondered around the people's yard, peeing on everything, including the person's collection of Corvettes and boats. Eventually, I wandered near our fence again, and Mom pulled on my collar and dragged me back under the fence to our yard. She was NOT happy. Bol.
Kiko

Jerky Thief- Extraordinare!!
 
 
Barked: Wed Jan 23, '08 8:24pm PST 
Um....chewed up the remote for the lights, I think. Fortunately I didn't swallow any of the pieces! Plus I do the usual--pull trash out of the can, steal the dishcloth and roll on it, counter surf. OH!! I ate an entire 1/2 pound of jerky that mom had just made for some guests!! Now THAT was pretty bad!!! But I sure enjoyed it, and I didn't even get sick!! dancing dancing

Lady

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Barked: Wed Jan 23, '08 11:15pm PST 
Lets see here.... I chewed a hole through the carpet and padding down to the foundation (I told this one already) when I was a puppy - along with various other wooden furniture items throughout the house.
I ""attacked"" an Edison (Electric Company) worker one time. No contact was made - thank God mom was there fast but it was NOT pretty! But, HE STARTED IT!! He freaked out on me before I did anything and started kicking his feet at me because he was scared of me! WHO could POSSIBLY be SCARED of ME? After it was all over, the guy said that "no dogs like me" -- go figure.

I would have to say those are the two WORST things I've ever done.
I did do a couple STUPID things also. I ran straight into a moving car once! Went head on into an on coming car -it was at night and they had their lights on. **DUH** (that was MOM speaking). We were in the mountains around New Years and there was a lot of snow. I thought the snow was the coolest thing EVER and I was pretty darn excited to play in it and meet a couple new dog friends while we where there. I bolted and my leash came out of moms hands (I guess it was hard to hold in such cold weather and in gloves). I went straight towards an on coming car - at least it was in the parking lot in heavy snow so they were not moving fast at all. But, I smacked into that car with a sizable "YELP". shrug

Oh well.
Louie

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 7:53am PST 
Mom and Dad used to leave Kendra and me loose when they left. We did fine for a while, but one day they came home to see a gigantic hole in the couch and stuffing everywhere! I used to dig a lot when I was first adopted, and I pulled off the cushions and dug a hole into the couch. Mom found out it was me because I started digging into the back part of the couch while they were home, and then I ran around with stuffing in my mouth. It was really fun. laugh out loud
CoCo

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 9:54am PST 
My goodness,Lady!! You look so laid back!! Were you hurt when you hit the car? Mommy has to use a head collar with me, because she found out that I can accelerate from stop to full speed in a second!! Louie, I love the couch thing!! We always get yelled at, but in the long run, we still are #1. I also am a world class digger. Between me and my brother and sister, it will be. crater city in the Summer. This will be my first Spring and Summer here. Oh. I stole steak bones off the counter last night. Mommy saw me running around with it in my mouth. She doesn't like us having bones.
Louie

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 4:28pm PST 
Coco, I love bones too! big grin We are allowed to have bones, but only the kind our vet said are okay to have.

My new thing is running off with blankets, towels, or clothing and hiding them in my bed in Mom and Dad's room. I collect stuffies and bones I want to keep safe too. Mom thinks it is really cute. I don't growl or protect the stuff, I just like having it near me. Mom thinks I do it because I did not have toys and nice blankets in my previous home(s).
CoCo

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 4:52pm PST 
Yeah, Louie. I know what it's like to be ignored. My sister that I used to live with used to bite me, and take my stuff. I was pretty bad at letting my new brother and sister near me with a treat or toy. I'm much better now.
Louie

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 5:14pm PST 
Isn't it wonderful to have a nice place to live Coco? We are all very blesses pups. Yay for our parents! cheer
Bitzer

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Barked: Thu Jan 24, '08 6:39pm PST 
I Chase the horse's and hold on to their tails as they run and I chase people riding their ATV down the back roads. When a window is left open in the van I sleep in it lol and chew on the seats. Izzie and I pick on Foxx the new Aussie puppy my owner got but we Stopped. Thats all the baddest things I have Done.

Bitzerdog
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