|Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 6:45am PST |
|I was outside having a ball,
Playing in snow and watching it fall.
It was really cold but I didn't care,
I was toasty warm, I'm covered in hair.
I chased some squirrels and a rabbit or two,
There really was not much left to do.
I was starting to feel the nip in the air,
Thought I'd go inside, curl up in my chair.
Better go potty, 'for I go inside though,
I picked this good bush and let my pee flow.
Instantly I knew something was amiss,
My stream had frozen! I was stuck like this!
There I was standing on three,
One leg in the air, suspended by pee!
Many thoughts raced thru my mind as I stood,
Would I ever be free, was I stuck her for good?
I could feel my muscles starting to shake,
Inside I was praying, Let this branch break!
And then I heard a beautiful sound,
My mommy was coming, I had been found.
Instead of helping, like I thought she would,
She collapsed with laughter, It didn't look good.
Bright lights started to flash in my eyes,
I thought I was done for but to my surprise,
My Mom was only taking my pic,
I stood and hoped that she'd make it quick.
One thing I have learned when the temperatures frigid,
If you pee on a bush you might end up rigid.
She rescued me and for that I am glad,
But taking my picture made me kinda mad.
Now shes posted it so you all can see,
Poor little Gunner, stuck to a tree.
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