"Gunner's Surprise" Picture Poem This Contest, ends midnight 1/12/08

  
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Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

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Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 2:52am PST 
Okay. the new Picture Poem This contest is up!

The picture is posted at the bottom of the Main PPG Page, and is called "Gunner's Surprise."

Yep!
It's our very own ....
Gunner
! His photo on his Dogster page was such a gem we asked for permisison to use it as our theme for this week's snowy contest.

You choose the length and type of poem about the picture, and have fun!

Contest closes Saturday 1/12/08 at midnight.

First prize: A shiney fur-ever star on your page
1st runner up: Rosette
2nd runner up: rosette

All Dogsters and Catsters are welcom to join us! smile

Have fun!

Edited by author Sun Jan 6, '08 2:55am PST

♥- Gunner- R.I.P.&heart- s;

R.I.P. Gun Gun
 
 
Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 3:52am PST 
laugh out loud This should be fun to read laugh out loud

Good Luck & Happy Tails wave
Hoagie

Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.
 
 
Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 6:45am PST 
I was outside having a ball,
Playing in snow and watching it fall.

It was really cold but I didn't care,
I was toasty warm, I'm covered in hair.

I chased some squirrels and a rabbit or two,
There really was not much left to do.

I was starting to feel the nip in the air,
Thought I'd go inside, curl up in my chair.

Better go potty, 'for I go inside though,
I picked this good bush and let my pee flow.

Instantly I knew something was amiss,
My stream had frozen! I was stuck like this!

There I was standing on three,
One leg in the air, suspended by pee!

Many thoughts raced thru my mind as I stood,
Would I ever be free, was I stuck her for good?

I could feel my muscles starting to shake,
Inside I was praying, Let this branch break!

And then I heard a beautiful sound,
My mommy was coming, I had been found.

Instead of helping, like I thought she would,
She collapsed with laughter, It didn't look good.

Bright lights started to flash in my eyes,
I thought I was done for but to my surprise,

My Mom was only taking my pic,
I stood and hoped that she'd make it quick.

One thing I have learned when the temperatures frigid,
If you pee on a bush you might end up rigid.

She rescued me and for that I am glad,
But taking my picture made me kinda mad.

Now shes posted it so you all can see,
Poor little Gunner, stuck to a tree.

Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 8:19am PST 
big laughbig laughbig laughbig laugh that's awesome, Hoagie! You portrayed the picture to a T, or should I say to a stream! Way to go way to go I don't know how you think of such a good poem sooooo fast! hail
Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

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Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 11:22am PST 
Tee hee! Gunner, you're allowed to enter, too! Hearing the actual experience would be very .... enlightening! BOL

laugh out loud

Gizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzman
Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

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Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 11:28am PST 
Mom sez when I am engaged
This picture'll make me all enraged

She'll show it to my hunny bunner
and say "Ohhh, lookie at my Gunner!"

"He's full of snow, aw ain't he beaming!
Oh my, why look! He's also streaming!"

"Aw, he tinkled on my tree!
He looks as sweet as sweet can be!"

My face will be all red and pink
I'll want to strangle mom, I think

But I have one small saving grace...
The snow at least did hide my face!

I'll blame it on my brother, Deuce
and say HE put the tree to use!


BOL
ღ- Mojotiki- ღ

* I'MA DREAMER *
 
 
Barked: Sun Jan 6, '08 9:40pm PST 
I wonder what it would be like,
If the snow was the color of yellow.
Would it be as deep as the white,
Or really rather shallow ?
I wonder what it would take,
Would it really be so hard to make ?
I will just sit here and try and try to think ,
BUT , all this thinking is making me want a drink.
Good cool water, so refreshing to my tongue,
OOOPS ! NOW ! I got'ta go ! Come on someone , you had better run !
YEA ! that bush looks good , a perfect place to hike,
What a relief it is to go potty, thats what I really like.
OH ! MY GOSH ! Who would of ever thought,
That I could make Yellow Snow !
All I had to do,
Is bark at you,
And tell you I had to go !
LOOK ! MOMMY ! YELLOW SNOW !
I made it doing what I like !
It wasn't hard and it didn't take long ,
I did all of it in one hike !

Edited by author Sun Jan 6, '08 9:46pm PST

♥- Gunner- R.I.P.&heart- s;

R.I.P. Gun Gun
 
 
Barked: Mon Jan 7, '08 1:00am PST 
laugh out loudbig laughapplausebig laughlaugh out loud

Laughin' so hard have tears in our eyes.. oh my lord! who would ever think one little photo of me could stir up such stories.. laugh out loud

I don't think I could top them, giiizzzzman, cause the truth is rather boring in comparison, I just had to pee!! hail

Too funny!! Glad you all are having a good laugh...

snoopy
Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

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Barked: Mon Jan 7, '08 5:17am PST 
Hoagie wrote:

"Instantly I knew something was amiss,
My stream had frozen! I was stuck like this!

There I was standing on three,
One leg in the air, suspended by pee!"


BOL, Hoagie! OMG, that had us in tears! BOL!!!!!laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loud
Sophie

Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
 
 
Barked: Thu Jan 10, '08 6:31pm PST 
Oh oh, now I’m in trouble
A grumpy ol’ bear’s approaching the garbage rubble.
If he sees me, I might be his lunch.
And he looks like he’s scrounging for something to crunch.
Dang it, if I move, he’s gonna notice me for sure.
Because of the snow, I’m not that obscure.
I’ll just wait til he turns his head,
Then I’ll make a dash for the gardening shed.
Oh bear, please look the other way.
It’s really hard to hold this position and not sway.
Where is the rest of my loyal pack?
Why aren’t they out here covering my back?
Now my leg’s starting to cramp and it's beginning to shake.
My hip and spine are beginning to ache
Wait! Is that a rabbit running around?
Yes! It is and it’s gonna save this poor hound.
The bear just noticed the poor little guy,
I’m outta here, and to you Mr Bear-GOODBYE!!!
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