|Barked: Sun Dec 16, '07 11:34am PST |
|Last year I made myself a vow,
To catch me a reindeer, someway somehow.
So Christmas Eve, quiet as a mouse,
I climbed onto the roof of my house.
I didn't have to wait,very long .
Until I heard this familar song.
On Dasher, on Dancer, on Comet and Cupid,
Who'd have known Santa would be so stupid?
He parked his sleigh, loaded with toys----
Went down my chimney with hardly a noise.
I was alert--- I picked out my foe
The one on the end, looked kind of slow.
I knew I was right when I picked up the reins
He wasn't just slow--- he's a tad short on brains.
I looked in his eyes and gave my head a toss,
Said " Hi there, how'd you like some nice reindeer moss"?
He followed me down and we went inside
And thats when I whacked him and tacked up his hide.
Now I'm not sure how long he will stay,
Half in or half out of my wall this way,
But as long as he's here, I'm jumping astride,
This Christmas I've got a reindeer to ride.
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