The Limerick Chain!

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Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

Ambassador for- better than- perfect dogs!
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 1:10pm PST 
If you're not sure how to write a limerick, see may remember this funny limerick, below. This is the one that gave me the idea for this thread. This will be our starter limerick even though I can't take credit for writing it.

A wonderful bird is the pelican
His bill will hold more than his belican
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week
But I'm darned if I know how the helican ... I posted our first limerick. The topic/title of that would have been PELICAN.

Now I will give a new topic for the next poster. (one word or a couple is fine, just something to get 'em thinking)

And it is...


Now...the NEXT poster must write a limerick about the topic CAT TONGUE, and once you have fun doing that, then you get to change the topic and state what the NEXT limerick must be about.

The next person in will write a limerick on THAT and then give the new topic, and so on.

And thus we have...

T*H*E ----- L*I*M*E*R*I*C*K ----- C*H*A*I*N

Here's the catch...if you forget to post a topic after writing your limerick, the next person to pop in has to write a NEW limerick about the SAME topic you did or something related (ouch), and THEY get to choose the next title.


Have fun! cheercheer

Okay, who's the daring dog or cat to write a limerick about a CAT TONGUE?snoopy

Edited by author Sun Dec 23, '07 5:44am PST


It's a really- good thing I'm- cute!
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 1:15pm PST 
I AM!!

My tongue is scratchy and rough
But those who get my kisses are tough!
I've groomed my leg too much
And now it's looking as such--
The fur's no longer thick enough!

(True story....I have a bald knew right now.)

New topic: DOG BREATH
"The Bean!"- (Milo Buddy- Bean)

Chief ambusher- of anything- passing by...
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 1:27pm PST 
My brother he breathes on my head
When he does, Gawd, it fills me with dread
For he goes in my box
And poop breath smells like socks
When he breathes it can knock me out dead!




Did someone say - SQUIRREL???
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 5:46pm PST 
Preening is something that I do
If I’ve been out and walked in goo.
I curl up in my chair,
And smooth out my hair
To prevent the dreaded shampoo! shock

New topic: squirrel patrol

Be happy and- keep a purr in- your heart!
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 6:26pm PST 
There once was a cat named Ned, who was dramatic,
he provided daily squirrel patrol up in granny’s attic.
When Ned seized his prey,
he inhaled tufts of gray,
from then on poor Ned was asthmatic!

[next topic: sheep dog]

Edited by author Tue Nov 27, '07 6:28pm PST

Kinsey ~- sweet angel- girl

So- cute,- right?
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 7:11pm PST 
the sheep dog is healthy and wise
although he may cause you big sighs
he'll bump into the door
and flop on the floor
poor fellow, you can't see his eyes!

next subject: kitty love
♥ Prairie Katz ♥

Home on the- Range
Barked: Tue Nov 27, '07 11:56pm PST 
This is a great idea Gizzy!! Thank you for starting a new game for the group to play!!

In this house there is lots of kitty love,
From kitty angels from heaven above.
Little baby Snickers and Felicia, too,
Guard us tenderly with their angelic hue.
They are two kittys to be very proud of!

Next: Rubber Balls

Brownie and- Gravy (The- Boys)

I'll get you!
Barked: Wed Nov 28, '07 5:16am PST 
Rubber balls bounce and bounce.
I watch them and pounce and pounce.
I spring off of my chair,
and into the air
And grab them just like a mouse.

Cold noses
Gizmo the- Great!- (Therapy- Dog)

Ambassador for- better than- perfect dogs!
Barked: Wed Nov 28, '07 6:05am PST 
Noses are s'posed be nice and warm
But lo mine 'tis cold from the wintery storm
Wet from the snow
My eyes still aglow
But my Christmasy nose can't perform!

Next topic:

Christmas stocking

Edited by author Wed Nov 28, '07 6:05am PST


Hoagies the- name, eatings my- game.
Barked: Wed Nov 28, '07 6:14am PST 
When my Mom goes to the store,
She buys goodies galore.
To put in my stocking,
What she puts is shocking
And I hang my head on the floor.

Sleigh rides
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