 Barked: Tue Dec 4, '07 6:03am PST |
 | |  | | Bailey_ma got runover by a reindeer
walking home from our house christmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as SantaPaws,
But as for me and Roscoepa, we believe.
 She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And Jake begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.  
When they found Candi Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.
Oliver got run over by a malamute
While checking the bird feeder for squirrels on Xmas eve
You can say there 's no such thing as Santa Paws
But for me and my dad, we believe.
Emily got run over by a hedgehog,
While fishing for the goldfish in her pond.
She was rescued by the ever bouncey Amber,
When Santa Paws was too busy to respond!  
Now were all so proud of Roscoe-PA,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Sparky.    |  |  | |  |
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The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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