Jeffy Jaffa's GROSS Resteraunt!

  
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Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Tue Oct 23, '07 2:08pm PST 
*sniffs bag of poo*

Delightful! cloud 9

OK, I'll put it on the menu, you get 3 bones every time someone orders it!
Mai Tai, NPC

I love my- daughter Baybie!
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 4:23pm PST 
Here you go, fresh delivery of Mai Tai poo!

*brings in a big pot full of stinky poop*

I've been having the runs lately so I thought the customers would like to try some of my deliciously tasty runny poop!

As for me. Hmm...oh! It all looks so good!

I know that I want some litter-box crunchies on the side, and a rotten milk milkshake for a drink, but I don't know what to order for my main dish.

What's the special today Chef Jeff?
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 4:47pm PST 
Brings in a freshly killed deer from the side of the road. What can you do with this it is nice and smelly from the Texas heat. I have heard deer meat is really good. It was hit by a car and left on the side of the road.
laugh out loudapplausebig laughdancingcheerway to gopartypartysnoopydog
Adam Chewbacca and mommy Lori

Mai Tai, NPC

I love my- daughter Baybie!
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 4:54pm PST 
All right Adam! way to go

I'll have a nice slice of that deer for my main course!

For dessert...I'm in the mood for something exotic!

What are you dessert specials?
Baybie-NPC

JingleBellsJingl- eBellsJingleAllT- heWay!
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 4:56pm PST 
You to are so very weird!
Adam- ChewbaccaNPC

Nothing is too- big for me Love- Roxie
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 5:38pm PST 
How bout some chocolate covered kitty crunchies
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Adam Chewbacca and mommy Lori
Mai Tai, NPC

I love my- daughter Baybie!
 
 
Barked: Thu Nov 1, '07 6:04pm PST 
Well...I'm kinda already having kitty crunchies for my side-dish!

Oh, look at this though. "Cat Puke Souflee!"

The waiter will actually bring the cat out to your table and you can watch it throw up right on your plate for you to enjoy!

I think I want to try that! BOL! laugh out loud Order up!

1 order of rotten roadkill deer
1 side-order of fresh kitty crunchies
1 order of rotten-milk milkshake
and a "Cat Puke Souflee" for dessert!
Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Fri Nov 2, '07 9:38am PST 
OK, Mai Tai, here's your
1 order of rotten roadkill deer
1 side-order of fresh kitty crunchies
1 order of rotten-milk milkshake
and a "Cat Puke Souflee" for dessert!
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