Jeffy Jaffa's GROSS Resteraunt!

  
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Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 3:29am PST 
We have the best stuff...the stuff the humans wont feed you!

MENU:
Poop (all varieties)
Kitty Litter (clean or dirty)
Dirty Dishwater
MUD (solid, soggy, and wet)
Puddle water (comes in dirty, very dirty, and dirt supreme)
Grass (why won't mum let me eat it?)
Fluff (Yummy stuff comes in flavours such as: Belly Button, Under Couch for Years, and much more)
Flies (YUM!!!! Houseflies, fruitflies, and many more)
Drool
PUKE (Human, Dog , Cat and many more!)


Will add more later!
For 1 Bone eat as much as you like!
Jeff.

Edited by author Wed Oct 3, '07 1:50pm PST

Baybie-NPC

JingleBellsJingl- eBellsJingleAllT- heWay!
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 9:15am PST 
Hiya Jeff!wave

Could I have some flies please! YUMMY YUMMY
Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 9:37am PST 
Sure, what kind? Housefly? Fruitfly? Something else?

Baybie-NPC

JingleBellsJingl- eBellsJingleAllT- heWay!
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 9:43am PST 
Anything I love them all!
Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 10:03am PST 
*gives Baybie a bowl of assorted flies*

Here you go!
Enjoy!
Baybie-NPC

JingleBellsJingl- eBellsJingleAllT- heWay!
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 10:12am PST 
Thanks Jeff! *eats flies* Yummy yummy!big grin
Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 29, '07 11:22am PST 
*gets him self a portion of Belly Button Fluff*
*eats*
Wow, I'm quite a chef!
YUM!
*licks lips*


(PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!!!)

Edited by author Sat Sep 29, '07 11:26am PST

Mai Tai, NPC

I love my- daughter Baybie!
 
 
Barked: Mon Oct 1, '07 7:07pm PST 
I assume you get all your products fresh Jeffy Jaffa?

That's one bone for the all you can eat order.

To drink I'll have some mud, wet please. Don't want to ruin my appetite.

I'd like a nice grass-salad as an appetizer please, and pee on it first if you don't mind a special order.

Then I'd like one big steaming smelly pile of cow pie! Straight from the cow! Also some goose poop on the side with that.

Finally looking at your dessert menu, how fresh are the poopy diapers? If they're fresh I'll have one of those to finish off with!

Thanks! big grin
Jeff NPC, IBS/NSS

Jeff 4 Coco
 
 
Barked: Tue Oct 2, '07 3:37am PST 
Heres your wet mud!
Peed-on grass salad!
Cow pie and goose poop!
And a very fresh poopy diaper!

big grin Nice order,sir!
Baybie-NPC

JingleBellsJingl- eBellsJingleAllT- heWay!
 
 
Barked: Tue Oct 2, '07 8:43am PST 
Jeff...umm....could I have.....hmm....lets see....*looks at menu* Nothing I actually was wondering.....could I work for you! BOL
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