 Barked: Fri Sep 28, '07 4:03pm PST |
 | |  | | Now Baybie, honey, you know Daddy supports any buisness venture you try here in this world run by dogs, but this is a world of the dogs, by the dogs, and for the dogs.
In a recent poll it was shown that three out of every five dogs prefer to get dirty than clean. So I'm officially opening my Anti-Beauty parlor for those three out of every five dogs.
The other two are more than welcome to visit my daughter's barber shop once she finishes picked up the mess I made! 
We have:
Mud Baths
Garbage Baths
Poop Baths
Nail dirtyings
Different perfumes and colognes (Skunk, Horse Poop, Cat Poop, Garbage, Wet Dog)
and more! So come on in after a bath, and walk out smelling worse than three compost piles combined or your money back! |  |  | |  |
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I'm glad I'm one of the two dogs that like to look deasent! Mud is my best friend and I hate baths as much as the last pup, but I have to look good for Tyso 
so I stay claen, and Jeff, Come in to my shop before your wedding! I'll get you all sproosed up!
Umm....nope never had the desire! How about you? Have you ever even thought about being clean for once?
The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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