Fun Limericks About Fun Furriends

  
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Lancelot

Big Bad Fluffy- Pants!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 17, '07 11:13pm PST 
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lim·er·ick
NOUN:
A light humorous, nonsensical, or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme aabba.
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(Oh, and did I mention easy. Because they are silly, they don't have to be Shakespeare.)

"Tell me about yourself" topics are ok, but this creative bunch needs something different.

So tell me about your furriends!! Limerick style!
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Pick a furriend from the group (or even better get to know a different kitty from their page) and surprize them with a limerick of their own.
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Just remember to KICK. (Keep It Clean Kittiesbig laugh )
Lancelot

Big Bad Fluffy- Pants!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 17, '07 11:15pm PST 
kitty
There once was a kitty from the W- A-
Chadwick found himself with a lot to say
So he formed a place
A tall cat tale space
So he can say what he'll say all day!
kitty

(You deserve better Chadwick, but I wanted to honour you with the 1st one)
Lancelot

Big Bad Fluffy- Pants!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 17, '07 11:17pm PST 
There once was a kitty so fair
She might've diamonds in her hair
Elsa be her name
Flirting be her game
The fun is flirting back...if you dare!

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Lancelot

Big Bad Fluffy- Pants!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 17, '07 11:32pm PST 
For our new member, Merlin (ID 411666):

There once was a kitty from Brisbane
Who drove his mummy insane
Hunting no mouse that squeeks
Only Mummy's antiques
There was no rest for Merlin, unitl they were slain!
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CHADWICK

BORN TO BE- ORANGE.
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 18, '07 8:49pm PST 
There was a bold hunter called Lancelot
He loved to eat, party, and dance a lot.
But if he saw a mouse,
Abroad in his house,
He'd grab the little booger and run behind the washing machine and nibble on his little toesies and gobble him right up and.......oh was that last line supposed to rhyme too? My bad.
Barney

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Barked: Thu Sep 20, '07 3:25am PST 
There once was a kitty named Lancelot
Who loved to walk and prance a lot
He won first prize
In a ballet disquise
And now he loves to dance a lot
Barney

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Barked: Thu Sep 20, '07 3:35am PST 
There once was a kitty named Chadwick
Who was pretty, witty, and quick.
He said with a grin
And did a big spin
"How did you like my new trick?"
CHADWICK

BORN TO BE- ORANGE.
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 20, '07 8:02am PST 
Yarnspinner Barney, the cat
Curled up on his new boogie mat,
He made stories and rhymes,
Ahead of his times,
And we are all grateful for that!
Mufasa

not really a- lion
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 20, '07 3:45pm PST 
There is a new member named Kip
And I wanted to give him a tip
If you have a Tall Tale,
Don't send it by mail,
We have Catster codes, but no zip.
Mufasa

not really a- lion
 
 
Barked: Thu Sep 20, '07 5:54pm PST 
Her motto's "it's good to be the Queen"
She's a royal black kittie, I've seen.
But the kittie called Emma
Has quite a dilemma,
Should she be a good Queen, or be mean?

I know you wouldn't be mean Emma, I just had to find something to rhyme!!!
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