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Savannah aka- Banners!

Banners on the- Run! NOT!
 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 7, '07 11:03pm PST 
Why do our tails curl?

I'm a girl and isn't it typical of us girls to always want something we don't have? I know other girls wiff straight tails...and I envy their ability to whack and wag and bruise an owners legs out of shear excitement at the sight of their owners. Their ability to communicate to their owners that they are HAPPY makes me envious and only wanting more and more to have a straight tail.

Dr. Talker...is the grass always greener on the other side? So far, I can barely see over the fence. But in my mind's eye...I believe that those wiff straight tails truly have more fun. Am I wrong in my perception?

Signed,
Waiting to Un-curl
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Nikki

Smile and the- world smiles- with you!		 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 7, '07 11:26pm PST 
And Dr. Talker,

I'd really just love for one day to not have a wagging straight tail behind me getting in my way. I'm so envious of the 'senji curl! I want that compact tail! I know it would make me be able to run faster after squirrels! And the cats would stop tryiong to use my tail as a cat toy!!!!
Dr. Talker, are there tail curlers or is this a 'senji mix's pipe dream?

Please help!
Nikki Straight Tail
Talker

Talk of the- Town!
 
 
Barked: Fri Sep 7, '07 11:47pm PST 
oooh ladies...I'm sorry...I uh...just woke up from an Android's Electric Dream of Sheep...

Okay...let me gather my notes. Let's see...Ah..Nikki, you have a straight tail and you wish for a curly tail....and Banners you have a curled tail and wish for a straight tail.

Hmmm, I've seen this surface before at a hooman hair salon.

Okay...well...(stumbles for his medical text book)...okay, this is commonly called tail envy. One always believes that the grass is always greener on the other side. My suggestion to both you gals (did I say gals? I meant female pups) is that you switch your tails around.

Banners, give Nikki your tight cinnabum tail for one week. Nikki, please mail your straight whacking tail to Banners and let her try it on for size. Please insure your packages just in case there is a mix up or lost mail.)

Okay, please proceed wiff my prescription and report back to me your findings. I'm sure they will be an interesting study.

Now I must go back to my knitting class 101. You know knitting is the new Zen. Thank you.
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☠Dewey- ☠

Earforce One		 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 8, '07 5:10am PST 
Wouldn't it be awesome if our tails could uncurl like a yoyo when we want to wag them Savannah?
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MS. TINKER- BELLE, CGC

Girls Just Wanna- Have Fun!		 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 8, '07 7:22am PST 
Banners - I have a strait tail and it isn't always better. Sometimes when mom wants to catch me, but misses my collar - she grabs my tail. I wish I had a curly tail like my a basenji to keep it away from mom.
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Patan

Redefining the- word edible.
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 8, '07 10:57am PST 
Dear Dr. Talker,

I am a very sensitive boy. I get so happy sometimes I just jump around and act silly. I even have sensitive skin! My problem is that the apple of my eye is a tough 'senji girl. I have been trying to act more tough, so she will like me more. But I'm not very good at it. How can I act more tough to impress her?

Sincerely,

Soft and sweet
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Talker

Talk of the- Town!
 
 
Barked: Sat Sep 8, '07 5:56pm PST 
Oooh Patan...I'm sorry I didn't read this sooner. I was meeting with my lawn bowling doctor friends and I just got back. We had to call the game due to another pup who pooped on the lawn.

Anyways....I see your problem. Hmmm...well have you've stopped to consider that maybe your lady friend chose you just Because of your Sensitive Skin? I mean, Sensitive side. Obviously your gal must have seen something about you that made her pick you in the first place.

My advice to you is to remain the silly sensitive skin boy that you are. Go ahead and do whacky things. I bet the things that you do make her laugh and girlz like to laugh.

Although I also know that sometimes girlz will choose a guy because of the way they are...and then after years of marriage, those very same things that they liked in the first place, can irritate the heck out of them! Go figure. I guess if you're a 50 year who is still thinking that you're a 19 year old, well that can be annoying. So be careful about that.

But until then, be who you are -- sensitive. I also would recommend some Skin So Soft by Avon for your sensitive skin. I'll write you a prescription for that young boy.

Okay, I've got my wine club friends stopping by tonight. I've got to put out some cheese. Room temperature is always the best way to eat cheese. Good bye Patan!

Edited by author Sat Sep 8, '07 5:59pm PST

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Keyah

Hey you - give me a belly- rub.
 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 16, '07 10:42am PST 
Dr. Talker,

I love belly rubs...a lot. I can't get enough of them. I am always pestering Mom and Dad for belly rubs. I'm lucky because many times the comply with my request, no, my demands. Well, Dad travels a lot for work and now Mom said she is starting school again. How will I get my belly rub quota for the day? What if I go through belly rub withdrawl? I have needs!

Sincerely,

Worried about my needs

Edited by author Sun Sep 16, '07 10:42am PST

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☠Dewey- ☠

Earforce One		 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 16, '07 12:51pm PST 
Keyah, can Patan help you out? Or would a rub from Patan not hit the spot?
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Keyah

Hey you - give me a belly- rub.
 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 16, '07 8:29pm PST 
Patan would have to start being nice to me first. I don't know if that's going to happen, Dewey. He does give me the smack down but never a belly rub. Besides, I see that boy chewing on his nails all the time. I think it's to make them extra sharp. eek
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