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Keyah

Hey you - give me a belly- rub.
 
 
Barked: Sun Sep 2, '07 7:30pm PST 
Dr. Talker,

I recently lost part of a toe in an accident. I am worried that it makes me look funny. I don't want to be treated different because I have 19.5 toes instead of 20.

Should I be doing anything special to make sure I still fit in?

Signed,

Tootsie Trouble
☠Dewey- ☠

Earforce One
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 3, '07 6:21am PST 
Keyah, we'd all still like you if you had no toes!!hug
Dakini

Sky Dancer with- an attitude!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 3, '07 7:09am PST 
That's right! You're still our wonderful friend, no matter how many toes you have.

This will actually give you an unfair advantage because everyone will be concerned about your accident and will want to give you extra attention and loving.

Hope it's healing quickly, and there are no more crate troubles in your future.

Talker

Talk of the- Town!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 3, '07 10:07am PST 
Keyah my dear, you are more than your missing toe. Don't focus on what you don't have--focus on what you do have. Your missing toe makes you unique and it gives you character. Think of all the attention you will get.

Oh but wait. Perhaps attention is not what you want. Oh I see now. This is making sense to me now. Hmmmm, I know you're a shy girl and you like to stay in the background. It's understandable considering you have a brother who is usually the one stealing the show, right? Hmmmm, you're not use to getting all the attention.

I think your missing toe should now be looked on as a way for you to get some attention of your own. Keyah, step up into the lime light and shine. Use your missing toe as a way to practice not not being so shy. Let others ask you about how you lost your toe. Make it exciting and adventurous. Take center stage Keyah! Come on!

Tell us all. We're listening. How did you come to lose your toe??

*spotlight on Keyah*
(nudge, nudge)
Rafiki

got lap?
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 3, '07 5:09pm PST 
Oh Keyah, you are so baroootiful nobody will even think twice about you ole toe!
Keyah

Hey you - give me a belly- rub.
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 4, '07 7:38pm PST 
red facered faceYou may be right, Dr. Talker. Mom noticed that I picked the nice healing wound back open today. Of course, she didn't notice until I sat on her lap and left blood stains on her shirt and jeans. I should find a better way to get attention.

Thanks everyone for being so nice about my silly toe.
Omari

Born to rule!
 
 
Barked: Tue Sep 4, '07 8:03pm PST 
Keyah,

Since I have a healing tongue, I can lick your toe until it's all healed. smile

Oh wait.......forget I said that, it makes me sound like a pervert. red facered face
Keyah

Hey you - give me a belly- rub.
 
 
Barked: Wed Sep 5, '07 4:40pm PST 
laugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loudlaugh out loudNo wonder Mom tells me not to lick my toe! big laughbig laughbig laugh
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