New Jokes Thread!

  
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Jessi -in my- heart- forever-

Hi-Yo- Jessi!- AWAYY!!!
 
 
Barked: Mon Sep 10, '07 5:13pm PST 
The Alsatian was speaking dog language. You know, It's a code that non- dogster dogs use to send messages to each other. My mum taught it to me. Here is how you say hi! Woof woof...woof!
Baby

Half Dog- All Cuteness
 
 
Barked: Sun Nov 11, '07 9:38am PST 
Ok here's mine:

There were these three dogs; golden, beagle, and a rottweiler.
If they jumped off a cliff and say what they want to be, they'd turn into that. The golden jumped and said "a rich man!" When he landed, he was rich! Then the beagle jumped and said, "President of the us!" When he landed, he was the president of the us! Then, the rottweiler ran, tripped over a rock and said, "CRAP!" When he landed, he was CRAP! HA!
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