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I was born to be- sneaky!

Barked: Sun May 6, '07 7:58pm PST


	I found this in the Fun Plus forum: What is a CAT? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They're totally unpredictable. 4. When you want to play, they want to be alone. 5. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 6. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 7. They're moody. 8. They leave hair everywhere. CONCLUSION: They're tiny women in little fur coats. What is a DOG? 1. Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play, they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7. They leave their toys everywhere. 8. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss! 9. They go right to your butt as soon as they meet you. CONCLUSION: They're tiny men in little fur coats

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Thu May 17, '07 7:23pm PST


	Man to dog trainer: "Every time a bell rings, my dog goes into the corner." Dog trainer: "That's OK, he is a Boxer

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Ellie Mae- Bruza

I HAVE a Family- to CALL MY OWN!

Barked: Fri May 18, '07 5:45am PST


	Howling funny Sophia... BOL...A Boxer...

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Jessi -in my- heart- forever-

Hi-Yo- Jessi!- AWAYY!!!

Barked: Fri May 18, '07 6:47am PST


	THREAD MOVED to be merged with cat jokes thread!!!!: Click here!!!!

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Miss Bear

Barked: Fri May 18, '07 7:04am PST


	A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says "oh my, you have such beautiful dogs.. what are their names?" The blonde replies "Well, the taller one is Timex and the shorter one is Rolex." The man responds "Huh.. that's interesting.. why did you name them such names?" The blonde sighs and shakes her head "Everyone keeps asking me the same thing... duhh, what else can you name your watch dogs??"

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Did someone say - SQUIRREL???

Barked: Fri May 18, '07 11:06am PST

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Fly Catching- Chowsky!

Barked: Sun May 20, '07 2:45pm PST


	Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

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Jessi -in my- heart- forever-

Hi-Yo- Jessi!- AWAYY!!!

Barked: Mon May 21, '07 10:43am PST


	Please Remember this thread has moved

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Half Dog- All Cuteness

Barked: Mon Nov 19, '07 3:35pm PST


	Ok here's mine: There were these three dogs; golden, beagle, and a rottweiler. If they jumped off a cliff and say what they want to be, they'd turn into that. The golden jumped and said "a rich man!" When he landed, he was rich! Then the beagle jumped and said, "President of the us!" When he landed, he was the president of the us! Then, the rottweiler ran, tripped over a rock and said, "CRAP!" When he landed, he was CRAP! HA!

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