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Abbie

Counter surfers- get more snacks.
 
 
Barked: Fri May 7, '10 3:26pm PST 
Great issue cheercheercheercheer
Cisco Kid

Free Kisses!!!
 
 
Barked: Fri May 7, '10 5:20pm PST 
way to go Right on Mr. Duncan...next time invite me to fly down to the Playboy Club...winkwink...

...I like to chase Bunnies....red face

Edited by author Fri May 7, '10 5:20pm PST

Yorkshuhdoodle

Happy Valentine!
 
 
Barked: Fri May 7, '10 7:52pm PST 
Wow! Fantastic work pups! applauseapplauseapplauseapplause

Always so interesting to read the Rag. happy dance happy dance snoopy

Shiloh

The One and- Only!
 
 
Barked: Fri May 7, '10 10:31pm PST 
AMAZING!!! BETTER THAN THE LAST!!!applauseapplauseapplause
Lulu

I might be small- but i have big- idea's
 
 
Barked: Sat May 8, '10 6:10am PST 
Wow excellent articles loved them all still reading applauseapplause
Bud thank's for the advice you are right i am the boss and mum doesn't get it,when she pays attention to Ellie and i get mad at Ellie cause i'm supposed to get the attention mum tells me off and puts me in time out in the laundry.
I think she will see things diferently now.
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 6, '10 12:25pm PST 
The Rag June, 2010

The Rag June 2010 Issue
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 6, '10 12:27pm PST 
Bud the Boddhisattva

HELLO FELLOW PUPS!!

Bud the Bodhisattva here to try and sort out your problems for you!!
I have had time to meditate between Mummy blaspheming at her computer, (hard to meditate in those circumstances) but I feel I have done the best that I can, I only hope I do not fail you!!

Now the first Question was from our dear friend TOTO!
I have a question Bud

The past few nights I keep wanting to sleep on top of mommy. She sleeps on her stomach and I climb on her back to sleep. Mommy wakes up and makes me get off of her, but I just get back on her again.

I just started doing this to her last week. I used to just lay as close to her as possible.

I guess I really want near her now.

Mommy really wants to know what to do since she wakes up with a bad backache.

TOTO my dear friend I meditated long and hard on this and it could be a couple of things!
Has anything in the house changed in the last couple of weeks? Sometimes this can make us feel very insecure, and the NEED to feel absolutely safe is of natural paramount to us!
OR option Number two is that you are Trying very hard to be TOP DOG in your ALPHAS EYES (Mummy’s). I TRY this on occasion by sleeping ABOVE Daddy’s head but Mummy will not allow that as SHE IS DEFINITELY ALPHA in our pack!!
In the doggie world PHYSICALLY the higher up you can be the higher up the chain!
So maybe you are trying to gain MORE attention than the others? Your Mummy, fur her backs sake will have to figure out a way of not allowing you to do it, exceptionally difficult when at night but maybe if she keeps little titbits by her bed and when you do it she moves you and says NO sharply and gives you a titbit then after a few tries you may get the hang of where you can sleep and where you cannot!
There are drastic measures of course like crating you by her bed at night, which seems horrendous to us but it is a drastic option!
So it is really retraining sleeping habits I am afraid TOTO and Mummy not giving in!!
Hope this helps some
Love in meditation Bud

Second question was from our beloved JELOUS Jewels!!! Hee hee
Dear Bud,

I am in need of some serious counsel. Every time Mom comes home me and STAR greet her at the door. Here is the problem: I start to attack STAR and growl like I'm possessed...

I won't leave STAR alone and I chase her all through the house growling and snapping at her and trying to tackle her until Mom acts as referee and breaks us up...what the heck is the matter with me? I just started doing this a few months ago, right after I saw Mom and STAR cuddling together on the couch...
(Bud shaking his head) Jewels, Jewels, Jewels sigh....
You are such a jelous Bunny!! You are VERY ALPHA!!
And much to my chargin POP is now trying this with Zeke!!
PECKING ORDER!
I can only tell you HOW Mummy copes with this, when she comes in we ALL go nuts!! SHE DOES NOT SPEAK TO US OR ACKNOWLEDGE US until she has sat down and then we all go over to her!
That is when POP has already started, she ignores it!! In other words she is not reinforcing bad behaviour, obviously if they drew blood different story!! But they don’t! But they do fight!
SHE WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE THEM until they stop!!
I get petted first and tizzes, then Zeke, Then POP!! Pecking order!
In this way Mummy is defining her position as Alpha and making us fall in line!
But by what you are saying your Mummy is FIRSTLY going to have to be quick off the mark! As soon as she opens the door she should REINFORCE YOUR NAME FIRST and ONLY YOURS! So you start to see that Star is not a threat to you! This will take quite a few attempts to get it right and your mummy will feel awful toward STAR BUT... if she persists you should soon assume your pecking order and you will know that you are next to Mummy then Star!
If your mummy has a friend who can help that would be all the better so you can practice, say your Mummy’s friend holds STAR back and talks quietly to her while your MUMMY gives you all the attention THEN when you calm your Mummy can then give her attention to STAR!
This way it would be really good for both of you and you are so smart we are sure you will catch on quick!
There is no quick solution to this Jewels but Mummy will have to practice long and hard but it will be worth it!!
Love and meditation Bud the BODHI!!

Third question is from RAJA!
Bud, help me pawlease... almost every time I go outside I have to bring a leaf inside with me. And my leaves can't be taken away. I like them in a small pile in the corner of the living room. Daddy says I take shabby chic to a new high. Can you explain me? (Also I suspect Mommy removes some when I'm outside with Daddy because my pile never gets too big... but this is another problem.)
Dearest RAJA
WELL WELL, you are making a nest how lovely! This is quite normal behaviour fur doggies whether it be leaves or grass or even in Pop’s case Mice (ewewewwwwwwww)!!
I meditated and believe it is your instinct to make a hide as they call it in the wild, where doggies make a bed, like when we get in our beds and move round and round and pull and push to get it comfy enough! hee hee.
Also a lot of dogs make stashes, some with toys, some with blankies yours seems to be leaves, good choice, I pawgree that I believe SOMEONE (eyeing Aunty Helen) is not letting you MAKE your STASH big enough, a problem in itself as then you feel compelled to bring more in, such a dilemma!
I meditated and believe you are following doggie instincts, to make stashes, and as long as the leaves do not bite or attack you and your household are quite safe and you should carry on regardless!
In sympathy my stashing pal, BUD
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 6, '10 12:28pm PST 
Horoscopes by Zeke

STAFU Horoscopes

ARIES JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / ARIES JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Mar. 21- Apr. 20) Financial and of concerns May heavy being of your spirit in this moment. You do not worry because the money situations are in hand in order to dissipate very soon. Unforeseen, small amount of money must come from you. It is a good time to play lottery. 4,16 and 32 are your numbers of the chance for the month

TAURUS JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / TAURUS JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Apr. 21- JUNE 21) Importance of the love and engagement May to come in your conversations with your close relations. It is the moment of warping and to give more your attention to those which hold us more with you, because they are probably feeling neglected. Work and to make money is important, but that is as worth to show you as the care with those which are expensive in your heart.

GEMINI JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / GEMINI JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (JUNE 22-June 21) Nothing good can come from thoughts of revenge towards those which took favors you. It is a time to concentrate on the recognition and of positive thoughts. You recall, like you to sow, in the same way to draw you. To create a good karma for yourself while concentrating on the light - and not the darkness.

CANCER JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / CANCER JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (June 22-July 22) Health May concern on your spirit concerning one of your close relations. The situation will not appear as serious as to be to imagine you May. What the means which you can offer an emotional support for your beloved during this difficult time. You will find natural that the adviser in you is good to give words of hope and comfort.

LEO JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / LEO JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 July 23-Aug 22) You can feel as you were a deterioration of many storms lately, but do not despair! The clouds are soon more breath. Ensure you to try to remain in the present moment, because you estimate that your thoughts are constantly elsewhere. Walking the outside of each day, by yourself, will help you to remain more present and the ground. Ensure you to fully benefit from next the sun.

VIRGO JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / VIRGO JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Aug. 23 -Sept. 23) Angelic forces will have suddenly helped you this month. The energy of the Michel Archangel is particularly strong during this period. It is a good period to invest, buy a real estate or to begin a plan of saving in the long run. To re-examine any investment portfolios with the intention to refine them. To eliminate the lazy ones in your life.

LIBRA JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / LIBRA JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Sept. 24 -Oct. 23) Be careful to let your thoughts rove freely during stress. Your imagination tends to return the mountains of mole hills. Ensure you to be active, spend much time outside and to take time to connect itself with universal energy surround you. Financial exceptional May should be soon - your ship finally arrived!

SCORPIO JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / SCORPIO JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22) You do not leave constrained by the opinions of the others. You point out, everyone is entitled to a different opinion that yours, but that does not mean that their opinion is right always! To learn how to trust your own interior voice and to see where it May lead. You May surprised being to see with which psychiquement listening in you are actually.

SAGITTARIUS JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / SAGITTARIUS JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Nov. 23 -Dec. 21) Collaborators May to start to make on your nerves in this moment. Ensure you not to let yourselves take with pewter of office or you until the end of May with eggs on your face. Remain clear of any policy on the work place this month. Await a major shakeup on the work place. Tight lips and silencers of observation are the best approaches for the next situation with work.

CAPRICORN JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / CAPRICORN JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Dec 22.- Jan. 20) You will be May a feeling required to make more time to maintain and develop the spiritual aspects of your life. Not to cry the past, but rather to recall you that without it, you would not be the person whom you have today. An old man fling May to remake surface this month - to avoid like the plague!

AQUARIUS JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / AQUARIUS JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Jan. 21 -Feb. 19) That emotions of inspiration May of pushing you, you resulting in reviving the artistic side of yourself. You will be May to imply yourselves in an old pastime which passed to the trap door. Old knowledge May to remake surface and new friendships May to develop. Await a little good news of an old friend.

PISCES JUNE HOROSCOPE 2010 / PISCES JUNE ASTROLOGY FORECAST 2010 (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) Pisces energy is very strong in this moment. It is the ideal moment to begin search for right Mr. or Mrs. You ensure that you become very implied socially this month, or differently, you miss this occasion. Marriage bells and of white lace are in your immediate future.
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 6, '10 12:29pm PST 
Pop The Pawporter

HELLO FAITHFUL READERS!!
This month I have been nosing around and have found out some GREAT stuff about what we pups can do to help go green!! MAINLY to do with our fur!!
Huh you may ask, well it really is pawmazing!!
DOG HAIR FUR A CAUSE
Ever look at the leftover hair after grooming your dog and wish there was something useful you could do with it? The last time I "FURminated" my dog, I ended up with a huge pile of fur that was almost the size of my dog! It seemed like a shame to let all that hair go to waste. I felt like I should have been recycling it or something. Well, now I can do something with that hair, and it's for a great cause.
Matter of Trust, a non-profit ecological group, has been collecting hair from humans and animals and using it to help clean up oil spills. How does it work? Well, because hair absorbs oil, large quantities of it can soak up quite a bit of oil. Matter of Trust uses hair and fur to weave mats and create containment booms (nylons stuffed with hair) that soak up the oil. They can make use of human hair, wool and hair/fur from dogs, cats and horses. All over the country, hair is being contributed by salons, dog groomers, schools and pet owners. Currently, the hair is being used to help clean up the recent oil spill in the gulf, a tragedy that has hit quite close to home for many of us. You can contribute hair from your own pets, but hair in bulk is even better. Consider starting a community project with other pet owners in your area. You can hold a "Fur Drive" and turn it into a fun and charitable event. Cat lovers - you can use feline fur too!
This pawticle was written by a lady on her dog blog, thanks fur the info!

So I then did a bit more digging and look what I found....

Pile Of Fur

Made Into Booms

Made Into Booms

OIL SPILL HAIRBOOMS AND HAIRMATS - LET'S CREATE GREEN JOBS!
When there are oil spill emergencies or we have room in our own warehouse space, thousands of salons, groomers, wool farmers, individuals... mail in hair, fur, wool... clippings, swept up off their floors. The fibers are stuffed into recycled nylons and covered in mesh to make booms or, when possible, woven into hair mats.

We all know about shampooing our oily hair, but it took Phill McCrory, a stylist from Alabama, to realize that hair was an efficient and abundant material for collecting and containing petroleum spills. Phil's company Ottimat.com sells hair mats made of hair purchased in China, where hair, fur and wool have been recycled for thousands of years. The mats are made there, where the textile industry is booming.

For over a decade, Ottimat has partnered Matter of Trust to orchestrate an International Natural Fiber Recycling Mobilization and stimulate green jobs and the textile industry in North America!
How everybody can get involved!
ALL salons, groomers, alpaca and llama fleece farmers, hairy individuals, & pet owners can sign up to donate hair, fur, fleece, feathers, nylons and funding...
Generous donors are all shiping, at their own expense, thousands of boxes of hair, fur, fleece, feathers and nylons. It is coming in now by drop-offs, truckloads, USPS, FED EX, UPS... from every city in North America. Even from donors in UK, France, Spain, Germany, Mexico, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, China and Brazil... Everyone wants to make this happen!

Booms are being made all along the Gulf Coast. And on local levels, municipalities from all over the world are contacting us and working out how to set up collection and boom storage at their own harbors for the other 2,600 smaller spills on average every year!
So pups visit this website and get involved!!


MATTER OF TRUST WEBSITE

Fantastic idea and watch this VIDEO on youtube TO SHOW how great our hair or fur is!!


VIDEO ON YOUTUBE
Bailey NWD

Bailey- Blinkerson- Eskiwowow Raiman
 
 
Barked: Sun Jun 6, '10 12:31pm PST 
Summer Eye Care for Dogs:

By Raja The Traveler

Summer poses special problems for those of us who have folds under our eyes and for those of us who like to hang our heads outside in the wind AND for those of us who love the sandy beach.

The folds trap tears and salt and can fester and become irritated as humidity makes it hard for the tears to dry up. Please keep a watch for under eye ulcers which require medicated cream from the vet to clear up. If we are prone to this problem, a little Vaseline in the folds can prevent the problem in many cases.

Hanging our heads outside the car on a ride is so much fun to us, but it’s not very safe. Not only could we fall out, as many of us are actually front heavy, but those of us who are especially excitable can jump. And the particles of sand and dust in the wind are bad for our corneas. The scarring over time can actually cause blindness at worst and dulled vision at best. So if we must sit by a window, please roll it up so we can’t hang our heads out and get is Doggles for long trips with the wind in our faces. Will we mind? Yes. But we also mind not getting treats all day and we survive just fine.

The beach is great. I pawsonally love putting my face in the sand and sniffing all the fishy, rancid, rank lovely smells. And I come up with sand all over my face. Doggles would help in this kind of situation, but furry face dogs like me can’t wear them. The fur mushes in and I end up unable to see at all. Bringing along a squirt bottle of clean water is helpful gently to wash sand off our long eyelashes. And for the ride home, a simple saline solution of clean, commercial eyewash gets the last bits out so our eyes stay bright and clear.

A general year round eye care checklist includes:

1. Pawlease remember to trim hair from our under eye area using blunt-nosed scissors. By keeping hair from scraping the eye, you will help prevent bacteria from entering the eye.

2. Check pawlease to make sure the corners of our eyes are mucus-free. Basically, bacteria frequently feed on mucus which can migrate into the eye. One way to handle this is using sterile veterinary eyewash. And always remember to wash your hands before cleaning our eyes as bacteria can enter our eyes that way too.

3. Tear stains could be a problem, especially for poodles, cockers, and small terriers. These dogs usually have trouble draining tears so that excess tears spill down the lower eyelid, causing staining. Trimming hair around the eye, keeping the eye clean can help. Remember to blot our under eye area gently is you see us getting damp and take us to the vet is it persists.

Thanks for taking such good care of us!

XOXO, Raja Traveler


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