 Barked: Thu Jan 4, '07 7:28pm PST |
 | |  | | Since it was the Hollidays, the authorites had a little difficulty getting everyone together at the Restaurant. Finally, Chez Troi was able to host all the previous diners as well as the five suspected pups.
Following is the extremely compelling evidence that convinced the authorities:
"Wow, did you see that pup chase away the theif who was trying to steal my wallet? Here, cute pup, have some of my Beef Wellington." Grateful diner concerning Suspect #1.
"Someone leash that vicious dog! He looks and acts exactly like the vicious brute who was in here earlier. Hide the Carmelized Sweet Potatoes and Asparagus." Waitstaff concerning Suspect #2
"Aw, Honey, this poor dog is starving! Her head is resting on my lap and when I try to ignore her it just gets heavier and heavier. And such groans and sighs! There's no way this poor starving thing terrorized us the other night. Let's just fix her up a plate of her own, shall we?" Female diner concerning Suspect #3
"Stop nibbling on my clothes, you demented stupid dog!" Chef Troi concerning suspect #4
"Would you look at that dog? He's over there lying by the fire and showing no interest at all in the food we're eating. Why can't Snuggles at home be that well behaved. I told you you spoil her too much." Male diner concerning Suspect #5
Everyone needs to be on the lookout for Luke, a 8 year old Belgian Tervuren Chow mix. If seen, please call the authorites at once. Do not try to capture pup using treats or other foodstuffs - you could lose a finger.Edited by author Thu Jan 4, '07 7:30pm PST
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The Dog Show: Who's Your Mama?
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