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Have you been naughty?

  
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Sadie Boo- (1994-2009)

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Barked: Tue Oct 24, '06 11:59am PST 
With Christmas right around the corner I am getting a little nervous. Mommy says Santa Paws knows if I have been Naughty or Nice. I figured if I admitted to being naughty that Santa Paws would forgive me and give me my presents.

This year I have done some naughty things. I dug lots of holes in the yard, but in my defense, so have those silly chipmunks, and I saw a few snake holes too, so I am not the only one to blame for making the yard look like a mine field! There was the pooping on the floor incident, and again, I feel that if Mommy & Daddy were not gushing all over Stormy B. Naughty & her injury, somebody would have notice me doing the poop-poop dance by the door. The de-stuffing of the toys is just a natural instinct, and I do not feel I should be punished for what comes natural. Besides these few little indiscretions, I feel I have been a rather good doggie and deserve many stuffed toys & chew bones…and a plain cheeseburger from McDonald’s…not ½ of one that I have to share with Stormy, but my very own whole one!

Have you been Naughty? You might just want to admit it and get it over with. Santa Paws is watching!
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Seamus

Play with me!!
 
 
Barked: Tue Oct 24, '06 5:22pm PST 
Omidog, I didn't know Santa Paws knew all that stuff!! Yeeps!!

Well, I bark at mommy alot (that seems to bother her), there's a lot of eating poop out of the yummy cat box, pulling a bacon grease scented paper towel out of the garbage can ( can you blame me?!?!?), and mommy said "overall acting the fool!!"

I hope this satisfies Santa Paws!
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Sadie Boo- (1994-2009)

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Barked: Tue Oct 24, '06 6:25pm PST 
Seamus,
I have reviewed your list of so-called naughty deeds and I got say, don’t see anything naughty. What’s wrong with barking at Mommy? It’s just your way of saying, “I Love You”. Eating cat poop is just your way of keeping the litter box clean and helping Mommy. Now the pulling a bacon grease scented paper towel out of the garbage could be border line naughty. BUT maybe you just thought it was still good enough to use again and you wanted to recycle it, thus, helping save the earth…yea,yea, saving the earth. I think it is safe to say that there will be loads of presents under the tree for you this year.
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Furio

Who's a Tough- Guy?		 
 
Barked: Wed Oct 25, '06 7:36am PST 
Aside from digging under the fence to visit my parents while they were hanging out at the neighbors', I've been really, really good - I promise! Santa doesn't count sock hunting against us, right?
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Stormy B.- Naughty- 2000-2008

Remember Me- Always
 
 
Barked: Wed Oct 25, '06 11:52am PST 
Furio,
Me no think sock hunting counts. *Stormy starts to panic* At least Me hopes not!
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Seamus

Play with me!!
 
 
Barked: Thu Oct 26, '06 3:13pm PST 
Thanks Sadie, I told mommy that none of my stuff was naughty either. She said all the incessant barking makes her crazy and if she's crazy then she won't be able to take me for walks or to the dog park.... OMIDOG what am I doing?!?!?!
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Sadie Boo- (1994-2009)

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Barked: Fri Oct 27, '06 7:24pm PST 
I used to bark a lot too. Mommy would take a spray bottle and mist my head with it & say "NO". I hated that!!! Now Mommy just says "I am on the phone" and I stop barking. I don't know why, but it works. Now that I am losing my hearing & some sight, I bark a lot more. Mommy understands and just pats on my butt to get my attention and I usually see Mommy, wag my tail and forget about what I was barking at.
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Stormie

Oooops! I ate my- motto....*burp!*		 
 
Barked: Sun Oct 29, '06 4:57pm PST 
Oh - hmmmmmm - have I been naughty? YUP, you betcha! I hope Santa Paws has a good sense of humor!
1. Mom baked an apple pie and I tried to climb the stove to get it.
2. I have been perfecting my climbing skills - on the kitchen table.
3. I've stolen countless cat snacks from the cats.
4. I've pounced the cats.
5. I dug a hole in an afghan that my Mom's Gramma made her.
6. I rolled in countless piles of goose/bunny/deer poop.
7. I growled at Nikki and the cats for disturbing my sleep.
8. I jumped off the porch into Mom's flower bed and broke a bunch of her coneflowers, because she was weeding and ignoring me.
9. I've brought lots of grass clippings and mud into Mom's freshly cleaned floors.
10. I chewed the remote control (a wee little bit) and broke off one of the buttons.

I;m sure there's more but I can't implicate myself any further - maybe Santa Paws missed some of my bad days! ;o)
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Stormy B.- Naughty- 2000-2008

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Barked: Sun Oct 29, '06 8:07pm PST 
Woof Stormie,
Me no think you are naughty. Me think your Mommy was being naughty and teasing you with the apple pie. As for you going on the kitchen table, you are just trying to help with the house cleaning by licking the table clean, your Mommy should be thankful for your help. Stealing cat snacks? That is a must for all doggies, cats tend to be lazy and too many treats make them fat. You are just helping the cats stick to a diet. Pouncing on the cats is helping them get motivated to move & exercise…*Stormy reads the rest of Stormie’s list and shakes her head* Okay, who is Me kidding…Stormie you have been naughty, BOL! Me think you might want to behave or you might get coal for Christmas.
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Blixa - 1993-2009 my- Angel

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Barked: Thu Nov 2, '06 6:07am PST 
HISSSS!!! MRRRRR!!! Who says we are fat and lazy??!?!?! I'll swat any pup on the schnoz that says I"m fat and lazy!!

Mommy says I have been naughty because I like to sleep in the dog crate and whiny Seamus won't come in while I'm alseep. Can I help it he's such a wimp??

Blixa
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