 Barked: Tue Jun 8, '10 5:27pm PST |
 | |  | | TRIP TO Food Lion Grocery Store
Yesterday I was at my local grocery store buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for
My loyal pet Dog, and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked
If I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant? So since I'm retired and have
Little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was
Starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
Because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
Before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of
My orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
Works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one
Or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it
Works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here
That practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the
Dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish
Setter's a** and a car hit us both!
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was
Laughing so hard.
Food Lion won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people. They have all the time in the
World to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your
Retired friends......it will be their Laugh for the day |  |  | |  |
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