GO!

Posted On the Refrigerator Down Low

This is the place to let your fur down! This forum is for games, sharing fun stories, and just having a good time with your fellow Dogsters!

  
Fredy

I'm a Good elf
 
 
Barked: Wed Feb 3, '10 10:14pm PST 
Got this in email today.. some may have read it before, me i read it to our 4 legged family members.. Thought we would share with the gang here.. wink

This is a very good message to hang low on the fridge for your other kids.


> FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
>
> FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.
>
> The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
>
> Dear Dogs and Cats:

>

>The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food.
>
> Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish,
> nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
>
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object.
>
> Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
>
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this.
>
> Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.
>
> Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
>
> It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible.
>
> I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but >sarcasm.
>
> For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom!
> If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow,
> try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I >entered.
>
> Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
>
> The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
>
> Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:
>
>
> TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
>
> (1) They live here. You don't.
> (2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
> (3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
> (4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak > clearly..
>
> Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
> (1) eat less,
> (2) don't ask for money all the time,
> (3) are easier to train,
> (4) normally come when called,
> (5) never ask to drive the car,
> (6) don't smoke or drink,
> (7) don't want to wear your clothes,
> (8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
> (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
> (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

Edited by author Wed Feb 3, '10 10:17pm PST

[notify]
Ebony Ursula-

Lil' Miss- Busy-Body
 
 
Barked: Thu Feb 4, '10 9:07pm PST 
This is awesome Fredy! We love it! BOL!!!laugh out loud
[notify]
Mystique- 'Tiki'

Wooo Awooo!
 
 
Barked: Sat Feb 13, '10 10:32am PST 
BOL! Momma & I had a great laugh over this.. hehehe.. she wants to print that note and put it on our door too. big grin

applause

~ Tiki
[notify]