|Barked: Mon Apr 4, '11 2:47am PST |
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MY NAME IS: Conker
HOW I GOT MY NAME: Conker is a videogame character from the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. The Slave's BF wanted to name a small male red and white dog Conker and... I happen to be that dog.
I CAME TO MY HOME THROUGH: Puppy mill rescue shelter.
MY AGE IS: 9 months
I AM A: Shiba Inu
MY FAVORITE TOY IS: PENGUIN!
I EAT: Prey-model raw and Zuke's treats.
I EAT AT THESE TIMES: When the Slave gets up and when we come back from the dog park/walk.
I CHASE: My PENGUIN! And anything that moves.
I LOVE: Penguin... my Slave and meat.
I HATE: Strangers, unexpected loud noises and strangers.
I LICK: Hands, feet, Slaves, food, couches, toys, chews...
WHEN I'M HAPPY I: Flutter my ears, jump, whinebark, wag my curly tail (the Slaves say it looks retarded) and try to tug on clothes.
WHEN I'M NERVOUS I: Uncurl my tail and skitter around or bark loudly.
ON A WALK I: Heel nicely and convince the Slave to feed me treats with my mind powers and occasionally bolt at random things.
WHEN I GET THE CHANCE TO RUN AWAY: I sniff things, chase leaves then return to the Slave who is usually rolling on the ground making strange noises and trying to look interesting.
FETCH IS... Fun! If my Penguin is involved.
MY LEASH IS: Black, and an unnecessary restraint.
DRESSING UP FOR HALLOWEEN IS: An abomination. How dare the Slaves put cute things on me?
PEOPLE VISITORS ARE: Unnecessary, but a reason to bark and bay loudly.
OTHER DOGS ARE: Fun if they don't bark and growl when first met.
THE DOGPARK IS: A great place to play!
I SLEEP: On the Slave's bed, or pillow, or wherever I deem fit.
WHEN PEOPLE MEET ME, THE FIRST THING THEY SAY IS: Is that a fox? What is a fox anyways?
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