light bulb

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I love bones,- rosettes, and- stars!
Barked: Mon Nov 3, '08 3:12pm PST 
How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb.

1 to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another
6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term
is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct.

156 to email the participant' s ISPs complaining that they are in
violation of their "acceptable use policy".

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please
take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum,
and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three".

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ"?

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions
about light bulbs".

1 new forum member to respond to the original post 6 months from now
and to start it all over again.blue dog

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Gone, But Not- Forgotten.
Barked: Mon Nov 3, '08 3:19pm PST 
Feeling testy, are we????blue dog

I'm a cutie- gotta love me
Barked: Mon Nov 3, '08 4:37pm PST 
big laughbig laugh That was funny though and I really needed a good laugh! Thanks for sharing applause


Future Guide Dog
Barked: Mon Nov 3, '08 4:56pm PST 
So true!big laugh

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Anything worth- it is not free
Barked: Mon Nov 3, '08 8:10pm PST 
Ummmm? shrug
What are we talking about? Curious minds want to know!
And also I'm just bored, laugh out loud

Anything worth- it is not free
Barked: Tue Nov 4, '08 6:27am PST 
FUNNY STUFF! Man you hit it right on the head! If that was original that was brilliant!! laugh out loud big laugh big laugh big laugh
I think it applies to all of us, even I could pick myself out. It's good to laugh and not take things so seriously!
Now does anyone know how to change a lightbulb? Because I need some help...

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Barked: Tue Nov 4, '08 12:43pm PST 
Thought it was funny! Especially the last line where the new guy starts it all over again!


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