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A Poem for Madison-Marjorie (& Others).

This is the place to let your fur down! This forum is for games, sharing fun stories, and just having a good time with your fellow Dogsters!

  
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Zeppelin J.- Dogg, ESQ

My Genetic Color- Code is e/e,- b/b.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 11:47am PST 
i Luv my Puppy Very Much.
i Feed him Ol' Roy Chow.
it's full of Corn and Carcinogens
it makes his Poops Ka-plow.

i Like to Brush him Once a Year
and Bathe him every Four
i'm lucky Cuz my Little Guy
does never Drool nor Snore.

He's a Chinese Crescent-Collie-Dane
of the Tiny Teacup Size
But I think he has Chihuahua too
He's got those Googly Eyes.

I used to Train him in the Nude
But Then I Went to Jail
And then I Met Kiona There
Together we Jumped Bail.

I'm just a child, so don't trust me
But I think he's rather sultry
And Best of All...You Won't Believe...
He's Socialized with Poultry!!!!

Edited by author Wed Jul 16, '08 11:49am PST

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Madison Marjorie

Serenity Now
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 11:49am PST 
Oh goodness! I have tears running down my face I'm laughing so hard. I just can't stop, that was too much. I'm printing it out and framing it. big laughlaugh out loudbig laugh You are just too funny. It must come with age.
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Zeppelin J.- Dogg, ESQ

My Genetic Color- Code is e/e,- b/b.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 11:52am PST 
it does. now you have two things to look forward to in your life of misery...juice, and humor! maybe you'll grow-up to be so humorous, you'll make yourself shoot juice out of your nose.
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Madison Marjorie

Serenity Now
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 11:55am PST 
I can only hope. The shooting juice will allow me to keep my mind off of the misery, even if for a short time. Although, since I only have the juice and humor as bright spots in my life, I'll be sure to catch the juice that shoots out so I don't waste it.
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Zeppelin J.- Dogg, ESQ

My Genetic Color- Code is e/e,- b/b.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 11:58am PST 
okay, that one made me LOL. catch the juice so you don't waste it. booger-juice!

ahem.

only children eat their boogers, you know.

on a side note...HQ should make another forum...and call it "Zeppelin & Madison's Comedy Hour". we could make impromptu appearances, and tickle other dogsters with our witty repartee. oh yes, i said repartee.
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Madison Marjorie

Serenity Now
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 12:01pm PST 
Ahh yes, it shall pair humor and wisdom with misery, juice and hope. What beautiful repartee we have.
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Kolbe

Where can I run- today?
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 12:02pm PST 
Only Zeppelin could weave chicken socialization into a symphony of words.
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Zeppelin J.- Dogg, ESQ

My Genetic Color- Code is e/e,- b/b.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 12:06pm PST 
i am nothing if not an expert weaver of reparteeity.

madison, we're the next big thing, i can feel it. we're like...unisef...except instead of clothing, shelter, and medical attention, we offer laughter and juice. laughter *is* the best medicine anyway. unisef needs to get their priorities straight.
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Madison Marjorie

Serenity Now
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 12:07pm PST 
Ahhh Kolbe, it appears you have a way with words also. Using such big, sophisticated words like symphony. Don't think we haven't taken notice because we have. Have you ever tried poetry? You might find it suits you. It won't be on Zepp's level of course but we all start somewhere. Like me for example I'm at the very bottom. wave
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Zeppelin J.- Dogg, ESQ

My Genetic Color- Code is e/e,- b/b.
 
 
Barked: Wed Jul 16, '08 12:10pm PST 
"Zep and Maddy's Smorgasboard of Delight, feat. Kolbe on Amatuer Night."

hey! that rhymed too! i'm a freaking...what's the word?...like Mozart was?...PRODIGY!!!!
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