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funny dog rules

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hazel *WoOt- WoOt*

this- is MY- couch!
 
 
Barked: Wed Nov 7, '07 5:03pm PST 
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1) i will not sneak into my owners bed 5 minutes before she goes to work in the dark partially covered by the sheets in the same posistion as the shape of a t-shirt
2) dogs have no opposable thumbs. therefore i will not try to break down the bathroom door whenever my owner uses the bathroom
3) i will not shove you into the pool with my nose
4) i will not stand pefectly still for pictures but run away as soon as i see the flash
5) i will not dig up your garden just to bury the flowers
6) i will not chash the cat into my human siblings' backpack before they go to school
7) i will not grab one end of yarn while you are knitting then go outside with it and bury it
8) i will not bark right out of the blue and scare you so much your hair stands up on end while you have hair gel on
9) i will not jump up on the swings if you take me to the human park
10) i will not zoomie across your board while your playing chess and accidently knock over your king
11) i will not lick your TV treys (before or while you have food on it)




anyone else have anything to add? i love dog jokes smile

Edited by author Tue Nov 27, '07 8:09pm PST

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