|Barked: Thu May 19, '05 8:44pm PST |
|Bailey, HONeeeeey.. Do you realize that you weigh the same as my bro, AJ? Well, but that's ok, yup..
Do you remember the rhyme about Jack Spratt? Well, call me Jack ;-)
Mom is always trying to fatten me up, but I'm just way too busy patrolling the property for maurading critters. I'm a killin' machine for gophers and I can hold a possum at bay for hours, but Mom always yells at me after after just a few minutes to "BUBBA, LEEEEEEEEEEAVE IT!".. I'm sure the neighbors appreciate her screeching at me in the middle of the night. Heck, that's when I gotta run the property, cause that's when the ..dumde dumdummmm.. night creatures come out to play.. ::insert scary music here::
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