|Barked: Fri Feb 17, '12 1:01pm PST |
Just got back from the people park, took turns sitting with Thor while we each ran off our big SPAM breakfast. It was sunny ,slight breeze & temp was 52..
Old Coot went & got us some coffee & scones & newspaper , to sit on bench & Farticus was holding court , with all the people that stopped by, met a nice couple with a some kinda of basset mix, nice friendy pup..
Titus ...yes "better living thru chemistry" we did tinker with Thors med times at night , plus a few weeks ago we upgraded his bed outside our bedroom door with one of them "Sr.doggy beds"....
also blocked off the steps to the downstairs , so wont keep hurting himself more on the steps, roaming at night ...
Shane ......you old commie morlock...
Sonja , The only way Thor could catch a squirrel , if it was already dead , & someone brought it over to him, & the squirrel would still have a shot...
Youngest boy / wife & lil' Deb coming over for dinner tonight, I think they are going to ask , if we can watch Debbie for the weekend, when he mentioned it to me on phone , I told him , ask your father at dinner..( I could hear the dread in his voice)..
Annie ....Still retired...
Got to run , & pickup some stuff , for dinner & for the weekend , if Debbie is going to be here ....POP Tarts...
Hugs & Farts
Bhudda Belly Thor..
After Lunch humor..
Old Coot Joke,
The Deaf Wife Problem :
Pat feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor,'stand about 40 feet away from
her,and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not,go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.'
That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'
Again he gets no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey,
what's for dinner?'
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her.. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'
(I just love this)
'For God's sake, Pat, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'....
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