|Barked: Tue Jun 14, '05 12:04am PST |
|Take a dog biscuit from the bowl on the Vets counter... if they are worth a poo...the biscuits are there... just like lollies at the dentist,barber or doctor...
Give a biscuit to the little girl.... and show her how to bribe an animal to do what you want.
If it is hopeless and you feel the dog is not in serious danger, be happy that you do well with your animal and always keep at least one cold beverage in the fridge for yourself..
On the other hand, If you feel the animal is in danger, drinks antifreeze around the owners trailor home and hates this little girl.... Steal it.
One more test before making any decision... If you are the type of person that belongs on the board of a neighborhood association & polices your neighborhood, reports every violator of feces pickup and other hood violations, don't do anything. Your are most likely classified as a "Neighborhood Nazi"
If you are in this catagory you may require marriage counseling, medication, nights out on the town, and many other intervention programs..
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