too old to eat- any more KD
|Barked: Mon Jun 4, '12 9:40am PST |
|"....things were progressing smoothly. They had a shared interest in a particular patch of grass. Then IT happened... Baxter cocked his leg just as Penelope went for a whiff! "
Penelope: "well..imagine..urine on my head. It was gross and incredibly rude for a first date. A real lady prefers evian" *prances off stage left
Baxter: "she needs to faggidaboutit! Nooo Yawk ain't for sissie? What is a faux paw, anyways?" *licks his junk
cut to next scene...