return to top

Chloe Smiles

God must hab dandruff

I tink God up der pass de clouds must got a bad case of dandruff cauze white flakes arse fall'n from de sky.. BOL.. me knose itz onawely snow again. Me wone wucky gurl cauz I don't got tu go out in it and me don't wont tu ether... wooks wae tu cold fer wittle me.. Charley, dat's me bruther he goes out der dat brave boy but him don't wike it much and him makes potty break a fast one BOL.. if he would use de wee wee pads wike me den him wouldn't haf tu go out in dat wite stuff.. Me knose sum pups wike tu pway in it... dats ok fer dem me , sweet wittle gurl will just pway inside wif momma, me bruther and me toys.. me hab wots of toys tu keep me busy... as a matter of fact momma just got dem all picked up from de wiv'n woom so me tinks me needs tu go emptee me toy box again... dats a funz game me and momma pway.. me get de toys out of me toy box and momma putz dem back in.. BOL

Westerdae befer de snow came we visit Daisie and Tyson. Dem are wittle wike us and wive wif momma's daughter.. and dey hab der berry own doggie door and fenced in back yard! We wuv it der.. Momma wab not happie cauz we went out in der yard and wan thru some mud puddles and got all muddy and me got my only turtleneck shirt all dirity.. momma put it in water and scrub it wast nite and her also scrub us tu... yep we came home and hab tu take a bath! Me don't mind baths but me bruther hatez dem cauz him hatez de water snake... dat tink dat comes down from de wall and sprays water all ober us... Affer bath we smell so gwood and are so soft.... momma wuvs when we all clwean...


If'n you pups hab dat snow stuff... pwease stay warm... and be berry caureful....

Wiggle butt, tail wags and doggie kisses ( de best kind )

Chloe

Tiz Offishowely nowz me momma hab gone cwazey

Pupster me momma fer surez hab gone cwazey! Whyz do me knose dis? Cauz me seen her in action and wab forced to eben participatate in her cwazeness! Momma hab I beweave sum notion she be a weall photographery persons. Westerdae de nu Valentine Outfits got deweavered by de mail person... momma hurry and tried dem on us... and her kept say'n stuff wike.. awwwwwwwww.. so cute... wuv it... awwwwww and den her getz dis strange gleamz in her eyes... den her gets de bag her brought home from dat dollar store de ubber dae and wearranges sum tings ober by de wall , wike our swing... and our table... her scoots ober her foot stool and putz our table by dat den proceeds to du wat her call " photo stage'n".. her put a wong plastic table cloth on de wall.. wed wone..draped it down ober de stool and table..den her take Valetine tissue paper out of dat bag and put it ober de wittle table... and den more stuff come out of de bag.. two glasses wif hearts on de bottom, her put in dem some shinny hearts , a box wif some of dat tissue paper in it ( don't herz knose dat tissue paper tiz fer wipping not stuff'n in boxes?) and den twu roses, one wed one pink... den her starts de weal cwazeness.. her putz me up furst, why me alwayz furst me don't understand... den her pose me dis wae, dat away, sit up , lway down... den her hide me treat in dat pink rose, course me has to smell and get me tweat and her hab de camera ober on de table .. flash flash flash flash flash dat ting goes.. me wunder's if'n me will eber see any ting but spots againg.. BOL.. so ober and ober momma pose me... den tiz me burthers turn.. den we are posed togeather.. this part I kind of wike cauz once momma putt me ober me bruther and me got tu hold him down fer de flash.. BOL..but me tinks momma hab gone ober de edge and weally tinks we are wike models or sumtin and her wike a weal photographer persons but in wealaity we just momma's wittle fur babies and she's just our momma and dat is de bestest ting in all de world to be... but we wuv her eben when her goes ober de edge and actz all cwazey... you will see our Valentine pictures on our home pages.... Happie Valentine's tu eber pup!

Wiggle butt, tail wags and doggie kisses (de best kind)
Chloe

Me Cant beweave it but me so berry honored!

Dis wab in me momma's email box dis morning, me just can't beweave it, what a honor and me barks out a big ole thanx to Dogster HQ !
Dogster wanted you to know that Chloe is today's Diary of the Day! Chloe will be featured on our homepage all day long at http://www.dogster.com complete with picture, name and title!
Dis such an honor me barked at momma to wet me barktate out dis diarly entry and a big thanx to Dogster HQ. Dis is a wae kool ting to happen to wittle ole me.. BOL

Der is wet stuff fall'n from our skies but weast tiz not dat cold white stuff. Me don't wike stuff falling from de ski no matter what it is wet or cold... me wikes sunny beautiful daes...

We got our nu harnesses in and boy dey so kool. Momma must get sum pictures of us in dem afer dark so yu pupsters can see how dem light up.. dey got two wittle wights on de chest that flash back n forth red and blue... we can pretend to be powice doggie now BOL. Dey are soft and padded so will be much safer used in our car seats. Our uther wegualer harnesses might have caused enjuries to us in a accident cause the straps were narrow and not padded to protect de wittle bones in our chest. Momma sae her feel better wif us habbin dese on and added feature is when we are at de grands and out in der BIG yard afer dark her can still see us and keep a good watchful eye on us . We purtty safe in de yard it has double fence cause Bella Rosa who wives der used to craw through de other fence so now dey put up wire fence around the wood fence so us wittle dogs can't squeeze thru dem slats in de old fence. De nu harnesses will be gwood fer anytime we are out afer dark so momma can see us gwood and so can ofver peoples... mine is pink cauz I a gurly gurl BOL me bruther's tiz red, momma wanted blue fer him but dey not have any.
Our Valentine's outfits hab shipped so dey should be here just in de nick of time fer Valentine's dae. Momma gonna set up a Valentine back drop and do a photo shoot and make Valentine cards wif our pictures fer de elederly people we visit. We tink de elderly residents will enjoy dat!

Momma found a nuther gwood email dis dae tu... we got a notice bout a Mardi Growl Party at de Petco sponsored by de wocal rescue group. It gonna be on Saturdae de 13th. Der will be a photographer der and yu know momma get our pictures made fer sure. De proceeds fer the picture help de rescue. Der be free treats and bandanna's fer us fur kids, sum special kiddie tings fer de human kids, a Mardi Gras King cake, me wunder if dat fer us furrie kids or fer onawely de human ones, me hopes we get sum cake tu... den der be a mardi growl wheel to spin fer a chance to win 50 dollar Petco card, wouldn't dat be kool to win momma could get uzz wats ob kool toys.... der be giv'n out free ID tags and most important der be pups der up fer adoptions hop'en to go to der fereber homez... dis sound wike wots of fun and we can't wait tu go hab fun at de Petco!

Ok momma sae it time fer me to stop barktating dis and wet her send it out...
Me hopez eber pupsters is safe, warm, fed and wuved!
Hab gweat dae pupsters!

Wiggle butt, tail wags and doggie kisses ( de bestest kind)
Chloe