April 6th 2012 2:03 am
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I'm not very happy tonight, and I'm lying in my crate with my back turned to Daddy!
I'm not only not happy with Daddy about there being no La Porchetta or cheeseburgers in my diet, I'm very unhappy that tonight, under cover of darkness, he grabbed me and called me naughty words. :(:(:(
It's not my fault that chickens are such dumb creatures that taste so good. I once heard someone say that chickens are supposed to be a doggies natural source of food, and they sure do taste good when one is faced with no pizza, lasagne, or cheeseburgers.
What does daddy expect if I'm not allowed La Porchetta anymore!
Now there was a chicken incident a while ago when a hole was eaten through the yard fence, and I made myself the most hated dog in the neighborhood on account of our neighbors suddenly finding themselves minus two of their pet chickens.
It was like a crime scene, and I was lined up in the driveway with the rest of my doggy family with the Dog Control people present with the door open of the Dog Control van at the front gate.
I don't know how that pesky chicken feather got stuck in the fur around my mouth, but I was singled out as a "Bad Dog." :(:(:(
This brings me to tonight's chicken incident!
Now I am not a "Miss Goody Two Shoes" like Holly who likes to be friendly with chickens, and thinks that they are another one of God's little creatures! No - I do not like playing with those annoying, squawking things!
While those chickens may lay the eggs for my breakfast every morning, they cluck, squawk and disturb the general peace in the neighborhood whenever they lay one of those eggs.
There have been so many times when I have been sleeping peacefully in the sun while lying on the roof of my kennel in my doggy run, and those squawking chickens have woken me up! Chickens are very annoying creatures! :(
There is also another problem with those chickens in that they taste so good, and mommy says I should only be fed fresh organic meat - isn't that what our pesky chickens are?
Daddy took me out with him to feed the chickens tonight, and as I sat obediently at the open door of the chicken coop while daddy was doing something in the chicken coop one of those dumb chickens flew down from their perch.
Xena + chicken standing in front of Xena = easy dinner of fresh organic chicken meat for Xena!
I suppose you have already guessed what happened next, and daddy sure did yell at me! Seems that dumb chicken had a name of Flossy!
Daddy yelled so loudly in my ears I'm sure I'm going deaf now. :(
He also grabbed hold of my neck in a head lock and prized my fresh organic Flossy dinner out of my mouth! :(
So, now I'm in my crate for the night, and I have no intention of ever looking at Daddy ever again!
There is a huge pile of brown and white chicken feathers just beside the door of the chicken coop, and after mommy being called to check Flossy out I suspect that dumb chicken is now sleeping peacefully on her perch.
Psssst ....Xena you should have swallowed it whole! NO feathers = NO Evidence! but you didn't hear that from me! BOL!
I well remember Cleo and the chicken "incident"
Maybe give them a miss for now.... for the sake of peace ....