I'm so excited, I have to pee!

Hello everyone!

I am Chompo and today I used the powers of my mind to make the guy sitting here create a new webpage for me. I can't wait to make new dog friends because the other dogs I sometimes hang out with are stupid. One of them poked my eye out because she waqs jealous of me. But now she acts depressed. I told her it was OK and I forgave her, becasue my empty eye allows me to see the rainbows around everyone. And people are now compelled to give me sympathy and treats.

Next time I will talk about my favorite sports!

Love,
Chompo!

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