What did I tell you?

I 'knew' my diary was going to end up just like everything else she tries setting up online. She gets all signed up and organized and then gets so busy that she forgets to update for a really long time. Though, at least with my diary she 'is' updating! :D Though, I think it would have been much more fun if she helped me do a 'big' update earlier rather than clean and try to sort through, organize, and, if necessary, dispose of paperwork. :-/ I especially don't like the last one, as the shredder is 'noisy'! I think it is possessed by little demons, just like my pink and purple and green fleecy tug rope. She says I have to exorcize it often because it has pink in it and it therefore also has daemons in it. Somehow I think the use of exorcize was meant as a joke, but I do not think she is very funny. Maybe people with such a high IQ and such a fondness for junk food just shouldn't make jokes? ;) :D

Anyways, she apparently believes it is time for sleep, so I need to go now. Maybe I can sneak on tomorrow when she tries to rescue the demon fleece from where I buried it under a pillow in the back of me and sister's house? I don't think she's little enough to be able to reach all the way back but she is determined so I am sure she will find a way to get it out ... hopefully a very time-consuming way. :D

Oh, and sadly we are now out of home-made beef jerky. She needs to go check the bargain bin again the next time she is at the supermarket she gets the beef for jerky from. Maybe she'll also buy more frozen pre-made hamburger patties when she is there. Those are good, especially if she breaks one in half and lets me and sister have beef-sicles. :D

Goodnight everyone! :)

p.s. Why can't she remember that only the crunchy, hard part of the romaine hearts is tasty for dogs? The leafy green bits aren't any good, so we have to take them off and leave them on the floor. That way they dont' go to waste, as they become modern art. She should pay us for doing that. :D

It's a Bunny!

I have been having so much fun and mistress has been so busy that I am behind in writing this. Mistress claims that I am starting to act like her with 'her' online accounts! This claim seems erroneous, but I will be on guard for any no-update tendencies that may creep up on me like evil kamikaze flies. :-/

Anyways, I have a lot more PupPals now, including super-cool flying disc dog Wallace and his adoptive brother Hector and the other four dogs they live with and also Robin Hood and... I think all the magical brownies and special lemonade I consumed last night while I was playing Let's Make a Deal at Fancypants Cafe are wearing off. Hmm...everyone just go look at all my PupPals then...much easier than trying to list them all while I have a hangover. That 'is' what it's called, right? :D

Another anyways, as I just realized I didn't explain my entry title...Ah! I really 'am' acting like mistress now! It says 'It's a Bunny!' because I played Let's Make a Deal last night and I won a bunny for my page. :) I love bunnies, even if she won't let me have a real one. Besides, if she let's me have something, I still want a pittie first. :)

Oh, and apparently mistress is being a troublemaker on one of the forums and says that I should stop mentioning pitties because she does not want Tiller discovering her kryptonite. 'I' say that if she is going to use Tiller's kryptonite and her mental ninja-ing to her advantage, then she can only expect Tiller to kryptonite her back...and she's not even a Superman geek, either! She is a geek, just not of that, surprisingly! :D

Anyway, this is it for now, since I cannot remember anymore and I need to go make mistress eat something besides stuff that is mostly sugar and artificial colors. :D Hope Tiller does not read my page...or do I? ;)

I Got Another One! :) :) :)

I have another pittie Pup Pal now! :) And she's extra-special too! :) :) :) Shasta's a service dog! I'm 'so' happy to be friends with her. :) :) :) I just wish those darn people in charge in Ontario felt the same way about her...bad peoples, great doggie. :)

Anyway, I'm tired and it's very hot here, so I think it's time for a nap. See everyone later and have a great evening! :) And go visit Shasta's page and give her a bone! She deserves it. :)

Party Time!

I had 'so' much fun today! Yesterday was not very fun because mistress used her free time to...clean! 'Too' stressful and boring, so I had to go in my house and nap for a really long time. However, I had a 'great' time today! I got a star and a birthday party invitation from Rosie earlier. :) She's 'so' nice and so is Maxi and, well, everybody that was there! Lots of food and fun and furs and I even found some cool edible presents to bring. :) Who knew there were people that made cupcakes that look like burgers or cake that looks like famous work of art? Very energized and happy from party, but I should probably go to bed and get some sleep now...if all the magic brownies and the sugar wear off, that is. :)

Goodnight everyone! Sweet dreams! :)

I Got An American Pit Bull!

Okay, I did not 'really' get one, but having one as my Pup Pal, especially a 'really' cool one, still counts. :^) I spent the afternoon earning my food (why would I just want to eat out of the bowl on the floor when I could work for it...one.piece.at.a.time?! it is 'much' more fun this way!!!) and got up from my nap to find that Leo accepted my Pup Pal request. He is 'so' cool, but I am 'so' tired and it's 'so' hot here, so just go to www.ourpack.org instead...or pick up this month's issue of American Dog...or do both! :^)

Goodnight, everyone! :^)