Here Comes Trouble

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I'm on the Diary Central Page Today!

October 30th 2009 1:22 pm
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Momma just got an email from Dogster:

Dear Kathleen,

Dogster wanted you to know that Duke is one of today's featured diaries and it will be displayed all day on our Diary Central page at http://www.dogster.com/diary/dcentral.php under 'Today's Picks'.

I know I know, we're barking like mad over here too!

Thanks so much for running with the Dogster pack and keeping a diary.

Much Woof,

Dogster
For the love of dog
www.dogster.com

I am so Happy to be one of the Diary Picks of the Day! I just gotta howl, "Aaaarrrooooo!"
...translated, "I LOVE DOGSTER!"

Love,
Duke

P.S. Thanks Zadie for the Cupcake it was yum-yum in my tum-tum :)

 

Vote for the Dukester!

October 24th 2009 9:33 am
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I, Duke, have given in and am now entered into the 2009 World's Coolest Dog/Cat Contest. This is the 5th Annual Show.
You'll find me under these catagories:

Category: Water Dog
We love Fishing with the family!


Category: Ball or Frisbee Player
I'd rather catch Stuffies any day of the year.


Category: Best Friends
Me & My Gal-panion, Ruby


Category: Sleeper
Zzz-zzzz


Category: Jumper
Jump...Pffft...I hire dogs to jump for me--BOL


Category: Car Dog
I Wanna GO FAST!


Category: Costumes & Shades
Pops says in this picture I look like Wimpy from Popeye...intoxicated and looking for Hamburgers :-)

Category: Naughtiest Dog
Yes this is real! Duke Boy likes to open the fridge while we are not looking and pull all the beer out of the fridge! I'm sure he'd have a party behind our backs if he'd only learn to twist open the beer and dial his pals phone numbers.


Category: Craziest Tail
What! I had an itch. How was I supposed to know Momma would take a picture at that exact instance?


Category: Smiles and Grins
I am always happy but have you ever seen three of the happiest dogs, with the best smiles, all posing together in one photo?


Category: Sports Fan
I'm a country dog. My favorite sport is the Tractor Pull! I support the Green & Yellow all the way!


Category: Purse Dog
Murse...Man Bag...Whatever you're callin' it I still ain't wearin' it.


Category: Working Dog
Ruby and I are runnin' so fast the forest is a blur!


More Soon to come!
-Duke

Come enter/vote HERE! You win prizes just for voting so why not!!!

 

Something to think about!

October 23rd 2009 4:22 pm
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THOUGHT YOU SHOULD BE AWARE! Although it says it was verified on snopes.com - snopes.com says that the information could not be verified due to its lack of contacts and contents. Although I do believe it is important to keep in mind. Just because it can't be verified doesn't mean for certain it isn't true.
Always be safe - wash your pets feet after they walk through chemicals whether it be outside or undried cleaning agents.
http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/swiffer.asp is the site you can find the information yourself regarding this forward. You can make your own judgements but it is still to be a matter of concern...at least at my home.
-Duke

Subject Fw: SWIFTER WET JET...KILLS KIDS AND PETS!


THIS IS TRUE & VERIFIED ON SNOPES.COM http://snopes.com Recently someone had to have their 5 year old German Shepherd dog put down
due to liver failure. The dog was completely healthy until a few weeks ago,
so they had a necropsy done to see what the cause was. The liver levels were unbelievable, as if the dog had ingested poison of some kind. The dog was kept inside, and when he's outside, someone's with him, so the idea of him getting into something unknown was hard to believe.

My neighbor started going through all the items in the house. When he got to the Swiffer Wetjet, he noticed, in very tiny print, a warning which stated "may be harmful to small children and animals."

He called the company to ask what the contents of the cleaning agent are and
was astounded to find out that antifreeze is one of the ingredients (actually, he was told it's a compound which is one molecule away from antifreeze. Therefore , just by the dog walking on the floor cleaned with the solution, then licking its own paws, it ingested enough of the solution to destroy its liver. Soon after his dog's death, his housekeeper's two cats also died of liver failure. They both used the Swiffer Wetjet for quick cleanups on their floors. Necropsies weren't done on the cats, so they couldn't file a lawsuit, but he asked that we spread the word to as many people as possible they don't lose their animals.

This is equally harmful to babies and small children that play on the floor a lot and put their fingers in their mouths a lot.

PLEASE, EVEN IF YOU DO NOT HAVE BABIES, SMALL CHILDREN OR OWN A PET; PLEASE FORWARD THIS ON! YOU MAY NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN OR PETS BUT SOME OF YOU HAVE
FRIENDS OR FAMILY WITH PETS AND ALSO FAMILIES W ITH GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT
GRANDCHILDREN.

Puggle loves!
Annie

 

Pawty Dawg!

October 22nd 2009 9:37 am
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Okay,
Momma just caught me today. She knew I did this but never caught me in the act.
Luckily for her and all of you Dogsters the camera was near by.

One of my favorite things to do -when able- is open the refrigerator door and steal all the alcoholic beverages.

Usually just the beer!

I always place them standing nice, neat, and upright.

Do any of you know how to get the caps off the bottles???

Looking for a good time,
Duke Boy

 

Seven Facts about the Dukester!

October 20th 2009 6:36 pm
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Princess (in loving memory) tagged me so here are the rules for this tag:

List 7 facts about yourself. Put your facts and the rules in your diary. Then tag 5 dogs (dont forget to put their names) who must put 7 facts about themselves in their diary. Let the dog know with a rosette or a pmail that they have been tagged! Have Fun!!!


Here are my 7 facts:
1. I am ALWAYS happy!
2. I loved to go for car rides
3. I don’t like to play catch
4. I like stuffies on my own terms.
5. I love to play fight with my sibling
6. I can walk pretty but I prefer to PULL
7. I like to wipe my mouth on the couch or people's legs.
Momma doesn't like when I do this last thing after she hears me drink outta the toilet.
Oh well, you can't always have your way, Momma!

Here are my tagged Pups:

Wyoming

♥ Sasha ♥

Saphira, CGC

Roscoe

Redford

 

A couch potato no more

October 18th 2009 9:21 pm
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Dad tried to keep it a secret but he told Momma what he was getting for a present for Momma, Ruby & me...Pops said he was gonna try and use it too.
We’re getting a Canadian Kicksled which is a great sled for beginners with a 1-2 dog team. Momma wanted a freight style sled, but Dad pointed out that it would be better to get a smaller sled to get Ruby and me used to it.
He also pointed out that our team consists of only two dogs. Momma said that she would be more than happy to pick up some more dogs to accommodate a three to six dog sled. Pops wasn’t amused…The sad part is I knew Momma wasn’t Joshin’ around. The sled we’re getting is a rugged north woods version of the Norwegian kicksled. It can be folded up and easily taken anywhere.
It will only cost about $300 leaving the rest of the $200 to go toward equipment.
We’ll be sledding by my Gotcha Day!!!
-Duke of the North

 

Help!

October 18th 2009 9:10 pm
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HELP!
We're Gonna Die of da Dehydration! Someone left the bathroom Door closed and we can't get to the big water bowl!

Ah, Never mind the panic. Momma came with the water jug.
We were very worried she only filled up our water bowls 4 times today...the horror!

No longer Parched,
Duke

 

Fear

October 15th 2009 6:30 pm
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As you know, the Dukester isn't afraid of anything. But occasionally I wish I was. It's no fun to be fearless and thinking everything’s a joke. Okay, it's tons of fun but on rare occasions I think I am missing out...on some level. So, I made a list of phobias I wish I had, and then to even up the score I listed a couple of the phobias I'm glad I don't have. Here Goes It...

Fears I wish I had:

***Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth***

Reason: Have you ever seen anyone in this predicament –not necessarily in fear of it just with peanut butter stuck to the roof of their mouth. It’s Hilarious! Now add the benefit of laughing at a scaredy cat and combine them. I would never fail to amuse.

***Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words***

Reson: Just an awesome thing to be afraid of…com’on do you need a better explanation. You are the epitome of normal until someone says a long word and then out comes Mr. Ballistic –scratching, clawing his way straight outta normalsville!

***Kathisophobia- Fear of sitting down***

Reason: I could stare at my butt and Scream in terror every time it hit the ground and just forget about being commanded to sit. I could play all day! I wouldn’t be hindered; there is still lying down.

***Peladophobia- Fear of bald people***

Reason: When being walked down the street I could Yawp in terror every time I saw a baldy pass along side me. I could Circle the person holding the leash and strain and pull and struggle. The baldy would figure it was them and feel so self conscious. All the passers by would feel bad for me and be laughing at baldy over there.
I mean no disrespect to any of the baldies out there. Most of my human family is bald and I love them just the same.

***Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking***

Reason: If a thought popped into my head I could swing my head around in loops and buck and ram into things and cry. Momma wouldn’t ever have to ask me “what were you thinking” when I did something crazy.

***Nomatophobia- Fear of names***

Reason: I’d get to run away every time my name was called bawl and cover my ears and shake with fright every time I heard a name called out. Eventually even “Hey You” would register as a name to me. Ah, the chaos.

***Luposlipaphobia - The fear of being pursued by a timber wolf around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor***

Reason: Self explanatory!



Fears I am glad I don’t have:

***Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights***

Reason: I think they are beautiful and Momma wants to live in Alaska. If I was afraid of them it would be like being terrified of a rain storm or thunder storm here. To much trouble.

***Chionophobia- Fear of snow***

Reason: I love snow. It’s cold, wet, tasty, and soft. There is nothing not to like about snow. Plus, I have a thick double coat. It would be unproductive to be afraid of the one thing I look forward to every year. I am so comfortable in it. Also, snowflakes are beautiful.

***Cibophobia aka Sitophobia- Fear of food***

Reason: Yummy. Food is wonderful. It would be self destructive to turn away and fear food. Food, next to attention, is what I live for and look forward to on a daily basis.

***Kainophobia aka Neophobia- Fear of anything new***

Reason: I like to enjoy new experiences. Variety is the spice of life. There is a first time for everything. I would be bored outta my mind. I'd have to lock myself in an empty room...Assuming it wasn't the first time in there. Ahhggghh! Even thinking about it drives me crazy. I would be scare myself to the point I was afraid of being afraid aka Phobophobia (fear of Fear).

***Panophobia- Fear of everything***

Reason: Same as Neophobia reason


There you have it. Not a complete list but surely enough.
-Duford the Fearless...What was that?

 

Early Spay-Neuter Considerations

October 15th 2009 3:00 pm
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We are all concerned about the health of our dogs; whether they be our pets or working dogs it is important to continually reeducate ourselves as science is always moving forward and new information and facts are constantly being brought to our attention. There have been many studies on the effects of spaying and neutering pets. This is an article that needs to be shared with all who love their pets. I want to say upfront that Neither I or this article is saying not to spay and neuter your pet. This is timely information on the subject of spaying and neutering. With saying this please enjoy the article.

Early Spay-Neuter Considerations

 

The Bums Creating Global Warming

October 15th 2009 11:11 am
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Do you love snow?
Then this Message is for YOU!
Demon Flash Bandit has figured out a very likely trend. I think it is important for all Dogkind to be wary and warn their humans. Here is the information that Demon has provided. Pass on the message:

"For dogs who have not read my many previous bird bashing entries, birds are horrible creatures who steal a dog's snow. When you hear them start their "singing", the snow is always disappearing, and they are hoping that no one notices the coincidence. This dog has had to waste time and effort learning to speak bird so I can warn the humans of the birds' evil plans. I tell the humans and all you hear from the humans is "listen to how nice they sing". You'd sing too if you were trying to hypnotise the humans into a false state of security, and then WHAMO---global warming. At least a bright spot next month is the annual holdiay--Turkey Eating Day, which always brings a ray of hope to us dogs. Maybe one day, the humans will eat all the birds, and there will no longer be the threat of global warming. Sea gulls are typical birds even if they are bigger. They tend to hang out at restaurants around here to see if they can get some free food. Birds never want to pay for their dinner. They are always trying to get handouts. Therefore, even if a bird isn't evil (which is very rare), they are bums who do nothing good for society. I hope all the dogs reading this work extra hard to get through to their humans that birds are bad. We have to keep trying to get through to the humans.

Demon Flash Bandit ( Birds--Who Needs Them?)"


There you have it Folks. This is News worthy information. Please do your part to inform the dumb founded humans about this evil plot. Birds are obviously succeeding because every year the Global Warming seems to get worse. Please help stop the trend before there is no more snow ever!
-Duke

 
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