Ugh, these humans!

Ok so one of my humans just got back from a trip to New Orleans and keeps going on and on and ON about this how cute this Brussels Griffon was that was next to him on the flight home. Ok I get it, he was cute! Get over it!! Oh I'm just jealous and being a prissy princess he knows I love him. :0)

HAPPY THANKSIVING EVERYONE!!!!

I'll be lurking under the table hoping someone drops something! Muhuhahhahaaaa!!

While she's not looking....

....hello, I am Petunia's owner. She isn't looking so I've hacked into her account and on to her page. She's busy trying to kill her monkey right now. I just hacked her page to let you know THIS DOG IS CRAZY! C R A Z Y!!!!!!!!!!!!! One zany, cooky, looney Shih Tzu!!!

Call of the wild!

My daddy just saw me howl at the moon for the first time. He is BESDIES himself with how cute I was. Ok well it wasn't at the moon. There were some ambulances rushing by on the boulevard below our balcony. He can't get over how cute I was. GET OVER IT DADDY GOSH!!!

I am a year old today!!!!!!!

My humans are taking me to the beach today and I just know Daddy is going to come back with something special from work. I can feel it. It's a beautiful day down here too. As it should be for me. I think I feel like burrowing under blankets about now, see ya! 1 year down and TONS more to go! :0)

They call me She-Beast....

Evidently I gave one of my Daddies quite the shock the other day. I don't know why he were so surprised! Let me explain...

My Daddy and I were in the backyard, I was enjoying the grass and annoying Picadilly the Pom (my favorite hobby) while my human was watering the tangerine tree. Now it's spring and all the little baby birdies are fledging and learing to fly. Tempting! Mischief maker me see's one. Now my daddy doesn't know if it was still alive or already had died (& I'll never tell ;0P, like to keep him guessing) but I found one and wanted to play with it. Like a cat I pounced on it, seized it and ran around like a crazy lady! Finally my slow human realized what I was doing and ran after me like a silly goose. Now I normally always "Drop it" but this time was different. It wasn't a toy or something I shouldn't be playing with like a napkin or paper towel. This felt good! It felt right!! Super satisfying :0) Now here is what gave my human the surprise. He FINALLY cornered me (he's so slow) and told me firmly to "Drop it!" well what did I do? With the crazed look (Did I tell you it felt good?) I started trying to chew and swallow it! Defiance! Yum! Dad looked so shocked and horrified (Why?) he quickly grabbed the baby birdie and took it out of my jaws. I was so annoyed! Then he calls me "She-Beast"!!! I have no idea why he was so surprised. I'm just doin' my doggie thing. I may be a cute fluffy Shih-Tzu and he knows I'm a TOTAL tom-girl but sometimes he forgets that my great-great-great-great-great (times 20) grandparents were mighty wolves! Lords of the wilderness and terror to all their prey. Loving nothing but the hunt and the thrill of prey capture (Yum!!) So can't a sista enjoy a little thrill of the hunt and capture every once in a while!? Do you blame me!? :0) I think my Dad was shocked but secretly impressed. I AM SHE-BEAST HEAR ME ROAR!!