My Evil Twin

Well, luckily I do not have my picture posted on the wall at the post office...You know in the wanted section! A couple of days ago the man in the house "the alpha male..yeah right" was bothering me. My real owner told him to stop antagonizing me, but he didn't. I don't know what got into me, but the evil twin living within me turned around and took a little chomp out of his thumb...that will teach him. I can only tell you that I wish I had used a little more self control..The "alpha male" ended up at the human doctors office for a shot and medicine. Like I really could give him something..humph! Anyway, since then I have been kind of in the dog house. My female owner still adores me and gives me lots of love and hugs. The "alpha male" however pretends that I don't exist anymore. This works out well for both of us. I think the house may still be big enough for the two of us...and I do believe that I caught a glimpse of a smile of adoration towards me just yesterday form the "alpha male". It was either that or gas... I choose to believe the first. Hey loose and keep your evil twin in check...Wolf, I am out of here! Peace!

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