A Typical Day

I just love to sleep through the hottest hours of the day. I spend most of my summer evenings on the cool kitchen floor, ooh I do hate the heat but worst of all are the flies that come with it. I hate flies, really hate them. They bug me no end and if I can't catch them the only thing to do is hide under the table or ask Mommy for help.
Weekends I like to wake Mommy and Daddy up, they don't need to sleep in. I have figured that if I do some heavey breathing Mommy soon wakes up but if that does not help some moaning always does the trick. It is not that I need to go out or anything but if they need to get up at 6 every other morning why should weekends be any different.
Once they are awake I am quite content to go back to lounging on the floor. I would actually like to get back up on the bed but I have been banned from that but maybe they will need me to warm up the bed in winter again - I sure hope so. I just love draping myself over Mommy in the bed, it is soooo comfortable and I can usually get an extra scratch behind my ears then.
When it cools down a bit in the evening I like to have some serious fun with my sister Freya. She can get so cross but I just ignor her most of the time, she isn't really all that cross.
What I hate the most is dinner time. I hate dog pellets, sometimes they are not so bad. I don't know why but I don't like food it tastes awful, I would rather eat human food that is so long as they eat something different everyday. I would not mind some bread every day though. Mommy says I have got to eat all my food and tries to make it taste better but uggg it is still dogfood!! My sister, she loves the food and will come round and clean my bowl, the floor and everything else after I have finished forcing the horrible stuff down. I don't know why she won't eat my food for me when Mom isn't looking.

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