Mirror, mirror on the wall

Dear Diary,

Well, I managed to get That Lady up this morning, but it really took some doing because of the "time change". My tummy was saying breakfast was wayyyyy late! I was soooo hungry!

We usually go out for Super Happy Fun Times on Sundays, but today we really couldn't, because it was raining so much. We got to see the creek, but there were no ducks in it today, so my brother Bender thought it was kind of boring. I found lots of mud and puddles to get into, but as usual, That Lady put a big kaibosh on my plans. Oh, I wish she could understand that it it Mud Mud Mud that helps me to keep my E.S.P. (Extra Super Prettiness)! She seems to think it has something to do with brushy-brushy (which I like), bathing (which is not my favorite), and a good diet (which I would like more if it had more cheese in it).

I hope the rain stops so that we can have romping play times tomorrow. If not, I'll have to spend the entire day admiring my reflection and listening to everyone tell me how pretty I am. Gee, I'm glad they noticed!