007 life and no life

Ratbag!

When i come to think of it when i was a earth dog i was a ratbag!
Let me tell you story about the Naughty things that i did.

Airport Troubles:
No need to take me for a walk i walked myself!
When we lived in onerahi The onerahi airport was just up the road so i used to walk up to the airport. The thing you would least want me to go to would be ...... The runway. And guess what i did I used to run in front of the planes! But one day there was trouble. No i didnt get run over by a plane. A airport man had seen me a few times so he followed me home. He walked along behind me i didnt even know he was there. When i got home Mummy got in big trouble for letting me wander. OOPS!

The ladies house:
Seeming i wandered about everyone knew me. Once i got lost so i went to a ladies house and she rang mummy and told her she had me .Mummy picked me up and took me home.

Gross stuff:
When dad was working in japan mummy had to look after me and the paintball field. So we drove to mangapai to look after paintball. I loved mangapai there was a pond that i could swim in and it was in the country. But Grandad did cows there so i used to roll in cow poos and when the cows had babies i would roll in the afterbirth. Mummy said smelt bad but she forgave me quickly.

Thats the end i was very naughty wasnt i!

Luckys diary of the day

Tonight we Bugley,Needles, pins and I flew down to earth to celebrate Luckys diary of the day award. We had tea with her with lots of smelly food Meat,Cat biscuits,Dog biscuits,Water,Milk all the nice stuff. Then we played Tag and i had to try to catch the cats which anyways wasnt easy even though i have wings but flying was banned with all due respect to lucky who does not yet live at the bridge. We were so tired after that that Bugley,Needles,Pins and I decided to sleep a night with the luckster down in the bushes. We told stories to lucky about rainbow bridge. She was scared about that mongrel but excited about the burma trail. And she told us that she was found under a fire truck. Well i am so tired so i must go to sleep i need to rest my wings for mornings flight.

The burma trail

Well dogs i went on a burma trail. A burma trail is a rope that you follow in the dark. At the end were bones! I grabbed as many as i could before the other dogs dug there noses in and boy it was a rush.
Ill tell you about my burma trail adventure but were do i start. I hope you enjoy it.

On the bridge there was going to be a burma trail just for dogs! I gathered with lots of other dogs at the start of a rope that went through the trees and over the rainbow bridge. When we started all the dogs pushed and shoved for a place in line. I (Finally) got a spot on line. We walked through the trees. The seemed to have an eerie creepy feeling about them. We proceed to the bridge. It shined like rainbow silver in the dark. I had to be careful not to trip on anyones paws. When we left the bridge we went towards the citeran for a drink.
I took ages to get past the citeran so many dogs were thirsty. Then we saw a white shiny ness in front of us and as if by inscinct which it probably was we knew they were bones. Everyone dashed for them i was in the lead though. I halted then scooped a mouthful of bones up and trying to avoid the hungry dogs Went home with my prized possecions.

There not to bad eh tomorrow ill fly to earth and see dad so ill have another exciting adventure for you all dogsters!

007
Woof,James Woof

In trouble

I was so lucky to survive that (well not survive but you know what i mean) I havent had a chance to do my diary over all the excitement but it was not excitng it was downright scary. Ill try to tell the story and i wont miss a thing out.

Last night Bugley,Needles,Pins and I were up late finishing off sending congrats gifts to Diary of the day and Dog of the day winners. Bugley started yawning so i offered to escort him back to his cloud. So off we went over Rainbow bridge. It was raining hard and saturated my coat. Bugley walked along beside me soaking wet when we stopped. We stood there for a minute ears pricked on the middle of the brige. We heard the noise of hundreds of cats and dogs yelling out

Meow Woof Meow Woof
Help Help Help Help!

Then they went silent.

Suddenly a awful barking filled the air and then racing up the bridge came a horrid yellow mongrel snaring its teeth at us. Bugley ran terrified back towards the direction of the Rainbow bridge gates. I soon followed after him. We quickly found cover under a tree then around the corner came that mongrel. Panting like mad Bugley and I bolted off towards the lake with a snarling dog on our tails.

After about a zillion hours (not quite that long but you know what i mean) We reached the lake. Bugley would have to jump in in order to survive.

Woof Woof
Jump In

I said
Too late i had already nudged him in. He swam for his life down the lake me butting him to go faster. I didnt care where that dog was we just swam for our lives. At the end (finally) we clambered up on the bank that yellow mongrel had drowned! Ya hoo me and bugley were heroes! Cats and dogs cheered for us as we made our way to the Nortern cloud central.................For some well earned rest

007
Woof,James Woof

Back on the bridge

Hey dogsters

Just got home and found a lovely bone on my cloud.

Bugley,Pins and Needles came for tea. We had a delicous meal of fried turkey, roasted cat food, dog biscuits,cat biscuits, Roast beef, Chicken drumsticks and for drinks we had milk and water. It was really the most delicous meal ever.

Recived cards from lucky and found out oddle (needles) had got the bone off lucky.

Goodbye again my fellow dogsters

007
Woof, james Woof

An angel photo- For me! (and an adventure)

The rainbow bridge photographer is gonna take an awesome pic of me here on rainbow bridge. Even better hes sending dads daughter a copy for my dogster page!

Daily life here at the bridge is fine. Ive been thinking about my cremation service lately so ive decided to pay dads house another visit. Flying down there is hard you know as its tireing and dangerous as human heaven isnt pretty.

I made it finally i need a moment to catch my breath so ill perch on the roof. Now i check all the windows ahh that ones perfect ill go through this one. Now for those ashes ill try.... Mum and dads room Perfecto Ill try under the bed Woof thats messy no way it could be under here. Ill try the bookcase here they are oops ive made an awful
mess though mum wont be happy shell blame the kids! Now im going to look at my ashes box it says my name on it "007". Woof beter head back to the bridge now as ive gotta few hours flying ahead of me better put these back now out the window...........Crash! WOOOOOF! I smashed straight through the window mum and dads gonna be angry better leave a note of apology . It says this:


Dear mum and dad.

Im sorry for breaking your window i used my terrible doggy brain and lept straight through it i will use angel healing power once im back at the bridge to fix it for now set up a screen or something

Sorry reguards

007
Woof,James Woof

Not to bad is it well i must return to the bridge for a well earned rest doggy good byes

007
Woof,James Woof

Dogster

I flew down to earth today and found out that daddys daughter had started a dogster account for me. She put tonnes of pictures of me on my page and a angel dog called inca gave me some lovely angel dog wings thanks inca i love them.

I still miss dad and all the fun we had. He was such a cool guy i cry about him sometimes when im lying on my cloud.

I saw bugley the other day and asked me if he had a catster account yet. Bugley doesent have any wings yet so i flew down to dads house his window was open so i flew through the window. The computer was off Woof! I guess i had to fly back up to bugley and tell him the computer was off.

Later i flew down to earth again and through dads window and into the study. Woof! dads daughter was making bugleys account.

I went back to rainbow bridge and told bugley the news:

Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof
Bugley Youre getting an account on Catster

The top line is my language and the bottom is human language

Woof im so tired i must hit the cloud good night dogsters fo now anyway.