Confessions of a Barkaholic

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Happy Fourth Birthday Finley!

May 21st 2010 11:20 pm
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Happy Fourth Birthday to my BFF Finley! Hope you have a great barkday and hope you get lots of treats and presents and feel like sharing - BOL! Hey everypup, goes wish my BFF Finley a very happy birthday!!!

 

Toys that aren't for me?

May 20th 2010 4:47 pm
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Today the girls all left and went to the store. And I could tell they came back with dog toys. But they told me the toys weren't for me and that nobody was getting those toys until Saturday. Why would we have to wait until Saturday? The only thing I can think of on Saturday is Finley's birthday. All those toys couldn't be for her, could they? Surely, some of them must be for me. I mean, she doesn't deserve all those toys. I deserve at least most of them. Oh well, I guess I'm just going to have to wait until Saturday to try to steal those toys from Finley - BOL!

And everypup, Finley will be four on Saturday so be sure to wish her a happy birthday. She's a pretty good dog, even if I do think I deserve the toys myself - BOL!

 

Momma and her momma abandon me!

May 14th 2010 7:39 pm
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So yesterday my momma and her momma disappeared on me. They left me locked up in the kitchen with Finley and Jezebel. There was a baby gate blocking the doorway. I am not a baby, I am over 7 1/2 years old. So I managed to push open the doors to the dining room - hee hee. Try locking me up, I'll show you. And they didn't come home last night either. But my momma's daddy came home so me and Finley got to get all excited over him - I was so glad I hadn't been completely abandoned. Then today my momma and her momma came home in the afternoon. They smelled kinda like my momma's sister and they brought tons of my momma's sister's stuff. So I looked all over for my momma's sister, but she wasn't there. My momma said that she is supposed to be coming home from college next week - I can't wait to get tons of pets from her! She loves to snuggle me, so that'll be lotsa fun!

 

Back in Texas!

May 8th 2010 7:02 pm
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So I'm back in Texas! I got to play pool ball today - it was just so much fun! Finley played too, we had tons of fun barking and bouncing balls off our noses. And I did a lot of swimming. But my mom made me get out of the pool because she thought I was tired. I wasn't tired, I never get tired. Ok, maybe I was a little tired, but there's no way she could have known that. And we did westie party a lot today, which is where we roll around on our backs. Mom put a video of us doing that up on my page, it is pretty funny.

I was so happy to be back in Texas. I was howling and making all kinds of weird little noises as we got near the house. Mom also put a video of that up on my page, she's been having lots of fun filming me. I am a pretty terrierific movie star, if I may say so myself. BOL!

All that playing today has made me tired so I think I'm gonna go take a nap now.

 

Hi From Virginia!

May 5th 2010 9:30 pm
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So I'm on my way home to Texas and tonight I'm in Virginia!! I'm very happy to be back in the South. Mom put up a video of me huffing the air in the car. I've done that before when we are getting to close to Dallas, but never far away like this. I guess I'm just happy to be back in the South. I smelled the air once in Pennsylvania, but then I laid back down. It just wasn't doing it for me. No offense to Pennsylvania pups, but I am a Southern belle and I need that Southern air - BOL! Anyways, hope every pup had a happy cinco de mayo. Ok, I'm off to lay down on the hotel bed and go to sleep. All that sleeping in the car wore me out!

 

Nice Spring Day

May 1st 2010 7:10 pm
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I had a pretty good day today. Mom has been really busy with exams right now but I got to go on a nice walk down to the college and all around. It was really nice weather - warm and sunny. I was good on our walk and didn't bark at big dogs like I'm crazy. I almost got some pets from this little girl - but her mother yelled at my mom not to let the girl touch me. I don't know why, I'm a nice dog. Maybe if she doesn't want her daughter touching dogs she should control what her daughter does. My momma doesn't think it is her responsibility, she controls me and that is enough work - BOL! At least the little girl got a couple pets in.

When we got back, I got a bath and that was lotsa fun too. I love playing in the water - I can't wait to be back in Texas and get to play in my pool this summer. I'm really looking forward to that.

We also watched the Kentucky Derby. Mom likes watching the horses. I bet I'd bark at them if I saw them in person since they are really big. BOL! I'd show them who's boss!

 

Earth Day and a Package

April 22nd 2010 7:20 pm
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Happy Earth Day pups! I was so nice to the earth today, I left some presents when I went on my walk. Hee hee - hope the Earth likes them better than when I leave them for momma in her house. We had a good walk, but I didn't get any pets today from anyone and that's always disappointing. I was better behaved today and not quite so barky and everyone. And when I did bark, it was more friendly "Let's play!" barks than "I want to eat you!" barks. We got back from our walk just in time too because there were thunderstorms about 10 minutes after we got home. They don't bother me at all and I just went to sleep during the thunder.

There was a package here today, but there was nothing for me in there! Just some purses for mom. I don't know who those people are sending the package, but they should know to include a present for ME. Everyone should be giving me presents ALL the time. But they don't, and that makes life stink sometimes. But I do get ground beef and walks, so that makes life pretty good after all.

 

A walk without homicidal drivers

April 21st 2010 6:42 pm
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So today Mom took me on a walk today and no cars tried to run us down! That was good. But we did run into some dogs that I had to try to start fights with because they're bigger than me. My mom hates it when I do that, but I am just trying to tell every dog who is the boss of this town and that is ME! I also saw tons a squirrels out today but I didn't catch any so that was kinda disappointing. I barked them when I ran up the tree, I was barking "hey squirrels, come on down here so I can bite you" but for some reason they wanted to stay in the tree. Dumb squirrels. Anyways, Happy San Jacinto Day to all my Texas friends!! I wore my Texas bandana today to celebrate.

 

I narrowly escape a fatal disaster

April 16th 2010 2:06 pm
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Happy birthday to my kitty friend Jezebel! She is 17! Enjoy all your birthday treats Jezebel.

There is too much rain and too much cold here. It is about 40 degrees and raining, which means no walk for the Whitley. I don't like that one very much. At least I got a good walk yesterday. I got some pets too.

But something really bad and scary happened on our walk. Mommy and me were crossing the street and there was this car there that was stopped. So we start to cross (like we're supposed to) and that car just rolled into mommy and hit her! They were supposed to be stopped, but apparently they decided they'd rather run us down!!! Luckily they were going really slow, but mommy was yelling and screaming at them tons. I was really scared and freaked out, but I had been on the outside of mommy, so that nasty gold minivan didn't get me. But it was very scary. So I narrowly escaped a fatal disaster of doom and death, only to get a weekend with too much rain.

Hmm, I think it is time for me to watch the outside from the back of the house to make sure nothing suspicious is going on. Hope all you pups have a good weekend with no homicidal minivans trying to kill you or your mommas!

 

Congrats to Jezebel

April 15th 2010 7:50 am
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Congrats to Jezebel who is a daily diary pick today! Yea for Jez! Hope you have a great day my kitty BFF and a fantastic 17th birthday tomorrow. Lots of hugs and puppy licks (I know you'll LOVE that) from Boston!

 
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